Batman vs. Avengers? No problem.
Hulk?
‘Sleeping Gas to the face.’
Iron Man?
‘The man has to sleep, right? I have his address here somewhere.’
Captain America?
‘A bullet to the head. But, considering I`m anti-gun use, let`s go with tranquilizers, tasers, sleeping gas? It`s not that hard really.’
Thor?
‘When there`s a will, there`s a way.’
Black Widow?
‘I have master level training in 127 different forms of martial arts and can bench press over 1,000 pounds. Hand to hand? Cute.’
Hawkeye?
‘Can`t shoot what you can`t see.’














