Ella in Wonderland

female/ slytherin/goddamn mess/ maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the adhd/ basically irl azula

[charlesoberonn]

I'm glad Plato is more well known by his nickname than his given name of Aristocles, because imagine 2400 years of philosophy students mixing him up with his student Aristotle.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He wants to look like a hovering torso

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[eithniel]

Together or not at all.

[catchymemes]

[ellaraeraerae]

I was questioning my bisexuality but then saw a very pretty lady and the world made sense again.

[catasters]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[saywhatjessie]

Literallyb can’t believe no one has done this yet

[nostalgic-shamefest]

The perfect triangle

[lizardsfromspace]

Now that Pat Robertson's dead do you think his company will finally accept a buyout of their contractually obligated timeslot on Freeform (née ABC Family) or are they still absolutely committed to it

[lizardsfromspace]

For anyone who doesn't know the history (or isn't American and doesn't know what this means)

In the 70s Christian Broadcasting Network founded a family TV channel they later sold. When they sold it they included a clause saying the new owners have to give them a timeslot for The 700 Club, and let them take over the network a couple times a year for a full day of fundraising.

During this time their family channel passed through the ownership of Fox and ABC, and during its time as ABC Family it gravitated towards teen dramas. Its brand now is actually not just teen dramas, but often queer, diverse teen dramas. Meanwhile they've been forced to platform a show where the host calls 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina God's punishment for homosexuality (there's also rumors that they forced the network to keep "Family" in the name long after it became a teen network)

By all accounts they've been offered copious amounts of Disney Money and have turned it down every time. The contract is so ironclad Disney lawyers can't find a way to get out of it. Their contract also mandates they can't bury it late at night either, so The 700 Club airs at 10/9 in the morning and 11/10 at night (the latter prevents Freeform from launching any kind of late night block), with disclaimers in front of it. Incredibly snarky disclaimers

Meanwhile their post-700 Club disclaimer looks like this

Pat Robertson's show is holding a network hostage due to a contract from three decades and two owners ago, and the network openly despises them. Literally nothing else like it

[lizardsfromspace]

Like as an example of the type of Extremely Un-700 Clubian programming Freeform put on around it, at one point Pat Robertson's lead-in was The Fosters, a show about a interracial lesbian couple raising five children, with trans and gay recurring characters, and yes, apparently they did do it deliberately so anyone tuning in early to watch The 700 Club would catch a few minutes of the inclusive lesbian mom show

[whimsicalfairytales]

It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.

[go-learn-esperanto]

😭

[flowerytale]

Jane Austen, from Emma

[imagine-loki]

imagine Loki following you around the house but not saying anything. You glance at him occasionally, waiting for him to say something, anything, but he doesn’t. You weren’t bothered by this, of course not. Being in the presence of the one you loved was always comforting for you.

Finally, curiousity won, and you face him with a confused expression, “Is there…anything you want to say to me, Loki?”

Loki looks at you, bright-eyed, but shakes his head. 

“Okay…?” You are still confused, “So…why are you following me around?”

Loki tenses up, “I-Is it…Am I… bothering you?”

“What? NO! No…Not at all. I’m just curious,” You smile sheepishly.

[mysharona1987]

[sunscreenstudies]

Mr Darcy: “My future wife must be elegant and articulate and demuring and beautiful and intelligent and respectful of her station and have the perfect countance for being the lady of the house and be an accomplished woman and-”

Lizzie: *stumbles in wearing mud-covered boots, marches over, and insults him straight to his face*

Mr Darcy: “Never mind, I want that one”