I'mNotDeadYet

or am I? am i dead? how do I know if I'm dead? O.O

[tsuyonpuu]

Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

[daily-spooky]

[susiephone]

......everyone say thank you ariana

[shamebats]

I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

[burningfudge]

american problems require american solutions

[technofeudalism]

seeing a lot of people suggest that healthcare CEOs should go into hiding or employ more private security and i could not possibly disagree more. you can't live the rest of your life in fear. i think it's imperative that they get back to work, in person at least 3 days a week at the headquarters address listed on their company's website.

[covid-safer-hotties]

Assassins only kill 1% of the people they shoot at! We don't need CEOs fearmongering about public health issues like this! #backtonormal

[covid-safer-hotties]

Me at a CEO: "GIT THAT DIAPER OFF YOUR CHEST!!!! BULLETS AREN'T REAL!!! IT'S JUST A COLD!!!!"

[ellegy42]

Im not sure when this became a mostly cats blog, but you gotta admit they're fucking cute

[catasters]

[thestorieswesay]

well done everyone. no notes

[only-cat-memes]

[frontmansdefender]

[krumplr]

Lol

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #1010

Corpse AU, Red Hood finds Danny’s lifeless body. Danny mid flight suddenly feels the phantom sensations of someone picking him up. Oh no. Oh nonono. Someone’s moving his corpse. He has to find it before someone tries to bury him or he’s screwed.

[nerdpoe]

Red Hood finds Danny's body, but not where Danny left it. Red Hood didn't move it at all.

Nah, some kids did. They sold it to a shady Mortician, who in turn cut it open and stuffed it full of drugs for a delivery to the other shady Mortician on the other side of town, and Red Hood found it when he crashed their car and Danny's corpse flopped out of it.

Red Hood is super interested in why this corpse is not in Rigor Mortis, and decides to take it and empty the drugs from the cavity that use to have the intestines.

So now Red Hood has a corpse that not only will not go into rigor mortis, but is also...regrowing it's organs, when he goes back to make sure he got all the little baggies out.

Huh.

Okay. Well.

He should...probably take the corpse to uh...

Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't know what to do with this.

Meanwhile Danny is just racing through Gotham trying to find his corpse, but someone keeps moving it.

[stickit2theman]

guys STOP comparing the beetlejuices to eachother.

musical beetlejuice is loveable and has character

cartoon beetlejuice is adorable and unique

movie beetlejuice

[catboirights]

I’m sorry but this tag absolutely slaughtered me

[muppetghost]

@impactrueno

[caats]

[only-cat-memes]

The funniest video that you will watch today 😂😂

[memewhore]

[knitmeapony]

This is no joke one of the most profoundly terrifying things I've ever watched

[nudityandnerdery]

I physically flinched, goddamn.

[chaoticsgood]

he sees you when you're sleeping

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

[quasi-normalcy]

HELLO SINNERS, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

[cat-cosplay]

[cat-cosplay]

Well? Have you?

[ellegy42]

I need this cat.

[depsidase]

[marvelsmostwanted]

❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

Claimed

[ellegy42]

I really needed this today.