Eleven.

[ellevnth]

              Hello. I’m the doctor. Basically, run.

Welcome to #ELLEVNTH... this is a highly selective and mutually exclusive roleplay blog for THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR  est. october 2022. based on the bbc television show dr who. I have way more fun giving canon the middle finger. 

Written by LUCAS ( HE/HIM), 32 years old. This is a highly private and here to have a good time blog.  i have no fucking clue what i’m doing. I’m just watching matt smith ride around space in a blue box and emulating his personality. do i know a lot of who canon? no. do i have any clue what half of y’all are talking about? absolutely not. but listen, this is my fun zone. my safe space. my what will we get up to next, danger circle. Imagine a bubble, if you will. It’s all around you, it’s all around me, it’s all around this blog. This is switzerland. Don’t agitate switzerland...

Oh. Also,

two rules: 1) don’t be a freak 2) keep it simple, stupid.

[ellevnth]

my life is a mess !!! but i will be back here soon. happy 6 am !!

[pearlcaddy]

[ellevnth]

gonna queue these either tonight or tomorrow but, like for a starter of varying length.

[ellevnth]

“No, I don’t like that face. Stop it. Put that face back. We’re fine. We’re fine. We’re fine.” Weight shifts as he spins where he stands, fingers pushing dark bangs away from his forehead. Think, think, think - there ! “A-ha!” Green eyes settle on a half covered window and in two long strides he’s near it, arms sweeping various implements away as he peers closer. Bars, iron bars, solid..well made... a courtyard on the other side.. Victorian England. Such a nice era. “Whoever was imprisoned here was very lucky, they had a view.” An arched brow in the woman’s direction shows she’s not particular impressed and the doctor frowns, pointing a finger. “I told you to stop looking at me like we’re going to die any moment, Amelia Pond. It hurts. And I can’t think when I’m hurting.”

@thegingerpond​ s.c

[ellevnth]

@pizzatheif​: ❝ i have 45 bucks. i can go anywhere i want. ❞

Under chairs, over sofas, on tables - no, no, no. He’s on his knees, inspecting the shadowed corners hidden beneath a particularly comfortable looking bed (good for fights, those pillows. not for a real fight of course, but just enough oomph to get somebody’s attention) when hugo’s words reach him. “What year is it? 2022? Might could get to the end of the block with that..” Fingers scrabble against carpet, accompanied by a triumphant shout as they close around what the doctor hopes is his intended target. There’s a sigh of defeat as the piece of moldy chip is tossed over his shoulder, green eyes wide and searching as his head pops up to stare at the other man who stands across the expanse of mattress. “Why would you need forty five dollars to go wherever you want when you live in this fine establishment?” 

A thought occurs then, one finger raised up between them and expression twisting features into his biggest display of shock. “You don’t live here do you, hugo?” He’s rising to his feet, shoulders straightening as palms dust themselves off against rumpled trousers and he wags that one finger between them. “Naughty, naughty hugo. You barely blinked though, didn’t you? Just let me right in. Like you owned the place. Thought you did.” A snap of fingers as he strides closer, mouth twitching into a grin. “I could use you, hugo. Anywhere you want. And you don’t need forty five dollars to do it.” He catches the man’s wrist in a loose grip, raising it until the lockpick he carries comes into view. “Just this.”

[stephadoo]

Happy birthday Matt Smith - 28 October 1982

[ellevnth]

clara screaming "doctor" in the bg

PHANTOM THIS WAS MEANT TO BE MY WHEN I HAVE TIME BUT I'M NOT GONNA OBSESS BLOG AND IT IS TURNING INTO MY I'M GONNA OBSESS BLOG INSTEAD.

[ellevnth]

Long strides eat up the ground, green eyes flickering over the faces that pass. No, may - no. Hairs too long. Too short. Too...curly. No. No. N-  

“Is her hair pink?” He’s barely listening to the answer, mouth slightly open and paused mid step as gaze follows the newest object of his attention until she turns a corner. Right. Not the one then. Steps start once more, a frenzied sort of hurry to his movements. The people don’t catch his focus anymore, seemingly fading in the background as they continue to pass storefronts ( sweaters for dogs, what will humans think up next?), a particular overripe rubbish bin and one woman who is entirely too obsessed with animated people if her bag is anything to go by.

Something, something, something...there’s something there. What is it, what is it, what is it?

@theresastargirl​  ❝ can i ask where we’re going? ❞ 

Ophelia’s words cut into the symphonic orchestra of questions rolling around his head ( Beethoven. Symphony no. 5. Or was it 7? Doesn’t matter. Never liked him anyway. Catchy thing to think to, whatever it is...) and the doctor turns a wide eyed gaze in her direction. 

“You’re asking me? I was rather hoping you knew...” There’s a twitch in the corner of his mouth, like a dog who pricks its ear at the slightest of sounds. “Shh.” One finger presses against his lips, brows arching and eyes widening like a hound on the scent. “Do you hear that?” He turns his head, weight shifting as his whole body follows. Where, where, where - a palm is in the air as if testing the wind itself, neck craning as if whatever he hears might be on a nearby street. It’s not obvious what it is, not even obvious if it’s really there - but what is really there, really? One man in a blue box and all it takes is one person to see him, dream to truth just like that. 

Silly, isn’t it? How simply seeing something can suddenly make it real? It’s the same for sounds too, he’s willing to bet anything.

“That, my dear Ophelia, is the sound of an adventure. And that adventure is where we’re going.” He’s moving again before he’s finished, fingers snapping in the air as if coaxing forward a reluctant puppy. “Hurry up, don’t want it to leave without us !”

[ellevnth]

twistedwit​:

“I never would have opened up, but you seemed so real to me.”

@ellevnth​ liked for a lyric starter

“Yes, yes, yes, right. Go on.” He’s half listening, words tossed carelessly over his shoulder as if brought on by nothing but instinct as fingers rummage through cluttered shelves. No, no, no...definitely no. The offending tool is tossed to the side, bangs sent fluttering by a huff of breath and for the first time, as he straightens, the doctor takes notice of his companion’s words. “Seemed so real?” He grabs at his jacket - real enough. Bow tie...? There. What’s he on about then? 

A thought occurs then - a horrible, terrible, awful thought. 

“Never would have opened up - why is that, Guy? Too realistic? No, you’re talking well enough now. Not looking for adventure? I find that hard to believe.” A beat, a pause, a moment of silence as he considers his next guess .. and then he’s shifting his weight, leaning forward until his face is a mere inches from the other man’s own.

“Were you not hugged enough as a child?”

[ellevnth]

i really tried to break up with hbo this morning and they were like ‘but wait, you can have us for $7/month for the next three months instead of leaving’ and my codependent in love with dr who ass said .. okay.

[ellevnth]

hey can i follow this blog

window wankers dni @sinfyre

[memelleity]

ocean’s 8 sentence starters

❝ i don’t want that life. i never wanted that life. ❞

❝ i fell for the wrong person. it was a mistake, but… it happened. ❞

❝ nice watch. ❞

❝ i have 45 bucks. i can go anywhere i want. ❞

❝ you think i like you? you think i believe you? you think i trust anything that you’re saying? ❞

❝ it’s a rerun. she slept with her cousin, crashed the car. the baby’s not his. ❞

❝ i want vodka and water. ‘cause when you’re drunk, it tastes like vodka. ❞

❝ i was just paying my respects. ❞

❝ they thought i’d be the best one to talk to you. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna end up back in prison. ❞

❝ you’re looking sharp. ❞

❝ that would be my “i’ve just been in jail for five years, and my partner lets me down” face. ❞

❝ i’m not your partner. ❞

❝ if you’re gonna have a problem with stealing, you’re not gonna like the rest of this conversation. ❞

❝ see, this is what you do. you make me guess and then i’m interested. and then you think because i’m interested, that i wanna do it. ❞

❝ don’t you wanna do things you’re interested in? ❞

❝ there’s a room for you upstairs. ❞

❝ i borrowed some shit. figured you weren’t using it. ❞

❝ do you know what a shiv is? ❞

❝ i realized that would be maybe coming from an angry place, so… ❞

❝ it’s not like robbing a liquor store. ❞

❝ why do you need to do this? ❞

❝ it’s what i’m good at. ❞

❝ oh, honey, is this a proposal? ❞

❝ come on. take a bite. just take a bite. ❞

❝ you’re really irritating. ❞

❝ i don’t know yet. but as soon as i do, you’ll be the very first person that i tell. ❞

❝ i think you’re being kind of hard on yourself. ❞

❝ you spent $18 million in two years and had two houseboats on the seine. ❞

❝ what if we could make all this go away? ❞

❝ are you mad? ❞

❝ good body. good boobs. huge features. eyes like bambi. ❞

❝ are there no hackers who aren’t russian? ❞

❝ there’s barely any russians who aren’t hackers. ❞

❝ sorry about ____. ❞

❝ what’s your real name? ❞

❝ you know your footprint is a disaster, right? if you’re planning to steal shit, you definitely got to clean this up, ‘cause right now, my little sister could hack you. ❞

❝ can i ask where we’re going? ❞

❝ you’re sweating. ❞

❝ indifference, it’s an aphrodisiac. ❞

❝ you seem different. you know, like you’re immune to judgment. like you’re above all that. ❞

❝ this girl has some of the best hands i’ve ever seen. ❞

❝ is this our only choice? ❞

❝ come on, there’s no hard feelings. ❞

❝ can i get my watch back, please? ❞

❝ a him gets noticed, a her gets ignored. and for once, we wanna be ignored. ❞

❝ what are you doing here? i thought you were in jail. ❞

❝ look at all this. thought you retired? ❞

❝ i don’t do that anymore. ❞

❝ you’re not bored out here, are you, ____? ❞

❝ how do you explain all this to your husband? ❞

❝ i would like to present you with a hypothetical situation. ❞

❝ go home, get your affairs in order, because tomorrow, we begin pulling off one of the biggest jewelry heists in history. ❞

❝ you don’t have a metrocard? what are you, a tourist? ❞

❝ you sure he’s dead, or…? ❞

❝ i’m not really a numbers person. i’m sure you’ll work out all those details. ❞

❝ i’m afraid the answer is no. ❞

❝ i must have the sun. ❞

❝ hello, sexy. ❞

❝ listen, look. you’ve got one of the greatest necks in the world. ❞

❝ you can message him. and you can say, maybe, like, the eggplant emoji. or maybe the girl that does this. 💃 ❞

❝ can you help me with something? i think i’m a little lost. ❞

❝ it’s a privacy violation. …unless you’re into that. ❞

❝ how long did it take you to figure all this out? ❞

❝ well, you certainly seem qualified. maybe overqualified. ❞

❝ do we have to steal stuff? ❞

❝ how did you ever fall for that schmuck? ❞

❝ not saying a word. ❞

❝ i will testify. i was defrauded too, right? ❞

❝ you better tell me this is not what i think this is. ❞

❝ don’t con me. ❞

❝ we are going to get caught. ❞

❝ he sent me to jail! you have no idea what that’s like. ❞

❝ sorry, listen, i know this really isn’t any of my business… ❞

❝ how many carats is it? ❞

❝ can i just see that again, out of interest? how does it work? ❞

❝ you’re a little genius, ____. thank you. ❞

❝ what do your parents do? ❞

❝ somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. let’s do this for her. ❞

❝ do not slouch, cross your arms, or put your hands in your pockets. ❞

❝ i’d say you look like a million bucks, but it’s more like 100 million. ❞

❝ you’re supposed to curtsy. they actually have a guy there to teach you how to curtsy. ❞

❝ what do you mean, “smoked it”? ❞

❝ what the hell are you doing? you’re not getting paid to talk. ❞

❝ do we have to make such a big deal about this? ❞

❝ first of all, i’m not a member of law enforcement. ❞

❝ when did you know this was a fake? ❞

❝ do you want me to pee in a cup or something? ❞

❝ ____’s the only one with an alibi. ❞

❝ some days, i love my job. ❞

❝ i’m not a total fricking idiot. ❞

❝ if there’s one thing i know, it’s bad acting. ❞

❝ i never forget a face. ❞

❝ seems to me, eight shares of 150 million is better than seven shares of nothing, right? ❞

❝ let’s not all high-five at once. ❞

❝ i am the one who is saving your ass. ❞

❝ no one’s going to jail. ❞

❝ it’s always the attention to detail and the little grace notes that really make something sing. ❞

❝ why are you doing this? ❞

❝ i don’t have that many close female friendships. and book clubs are the worst.❞

❝ you’re becoming a criminal because you’re lonely? ❞

❝ are you an only child? ❞

❝ this was your mother’s? ❞

❝ i don’t really remember where my hands were. ❞

❝ just a theory. a shot in the dark. i’m probably wrong. ❞

❝ is it genetic? are the whole family like this? ❞

❝ it’s not just profit, it’s revenge. it’s a twofer. ❞

❝ do you wanna play a game? ❞

❝ you have no idea how this came to be in your possession? ❞

❝ i think i need to talk to my lawyer. ❞

❝ you would’ve loved it. ❞

[chewbacca]

Everyone knows he’s a delicate man. Just months from now he’ll, he’ll take his own life.

[ellevnth]

i haven’t forgotten about this blog don’t worry. i’ll be back to get things started soon <3

[ellevnth]

THIS SHOW MAKES ME CRY WHAT THE FUCKKKK

[ellevnth]

@thegingerpond is my one and only. just getting that out there.