ICan'tComeUpWithAnyGoodNameRightNow!

This blogg will contain funny, wierd and serious stuff. Follow if you want, I'm just gonna put up things I like:)

[yourkinkisnasty]

To people who defend porn by bringing up home-made consensual masturbation videos/amateur couple videos and that sort of thing: there are videos like that of me (and me with another woman) circulating on the internet that were stollen from me and are now being sold without my consent. Many many camgirls have their private video sessions illegally recorded and sold. Not to mention all the “couple” videos where the girls were told it was just for personal use, and then their boyfriends post them online. Just bc it was consensually filmed doesn’t mean it was consensually shared. 

[vladscastle-deactivated20231022]

I was coerced into being filmed in an abusive relationship …sometimes the ‘consent’ is being worn down and manipulated 😒

[awwpics-org]

You’re doomed. Just go buy every toy in the store. It’s too late for you.

[izbirakin]

Sevdiğim kediler

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[sweetoothgirl]

Dulce De Leche Desserts!

(Recipe: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so great to watch lol

via @doggocatcat

[kyloren]

GAME OF THRONES (2011 - 2019) | 1x06 «A GOLDEN CROWN»

[loumovies]

That 70s Show (1998-2006)

[everythingfox]

Look at this cute pup

Todd

[the-real-eye-to-see]

This is the exact reason why so many girls are afraid to say anything when they are sexually abused.

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

It’s so much sadder when you find out he pled guilty and got this harsh sentence because he didn’t want his daughter to testify and relive her molestation on the stand.

Had she testified, he probably could have gotten a lenient sentence.

[sixpenceee]

The way this ink dries 🤯via u/made_by_edgar

[auroradragon1]

I want this! @itsshinycollectordestinyworld doesn’t look great?

[tarot-dreams]

🍁 Autumn will bring prosperity.

🎃 Autumn will bring release.

🦉 Autumn will bring wisdom.

🔮 Autumn will bring peace.

[ursulaismymiddlename]

🌡️ Autumn will bring temperatures under 70 degrees

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[edharrington]

My version of the age-old question

[raineymazecave]

yes, but what about

[crazyhermitdm]

Dagger Blade Types for Flavor

[thesnadger]

Me in my 20s: Holy shit, how am I an adult, I’m not an adult, how do you be an adult?

Me in my 30s: Ah, I see. My mistake was assuming adults were competent. 

[thesnadger]

#the darkness is when youre only in your twenties and have that thirties realization No, don’t you see? You’re ahead of the game. If you can also realize that beauty standards are bullshit, it’s impossible to be liked by everyone and you’ll always be wrong about some things you’ll be unstoppable.

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo