All My Jokes Are Cries For Help

(Elliot) | 25| she/they | BC Canada |

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[dykey-femme]

Legends only

[reallyfullmilkshake]

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

[nakedinasnowsuit]

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you don’t understand that is the literal point.

[forepop]

Everyone knows there are only two human emotions: Freddie Mercury crying out “I don’t wanna die, sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” and Florence Welch declaring “I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart”.

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[elliohno]

is that one dark green american apparel zip-up hoodie a Lesbian Wardrobe Staple™ or is it just my city?

[shedidntevenswear]

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

[pussyeet]

Some of you didn't have a gay awakening at 13 years old then proceeded to forget about it thinking you'd deal with it later and it really shows.

[trytogethappy]

the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel

colorized by me

[ace-thinks]

If someone is coming out to you/telling you about their sexuality, match their energy.

If they’re not making it a big deal, you shouldn’t either.

If they’re really nervous or emotional, respond with compassion.

If they’re excited, be excited with them.

I’ve seen a lot of things that seem to imply that it’s always best to be really super amped about someone coming out, but that kind of energy can be embarrassing or uncomfortable if the person doesn’t feel the same way.

On the flip side, if you respond with indifference, you might think you’re being s good friend by not caring whether they’re gay or straight or whatevs, but that can be extremely invalidating if this is a monumental or exciting moment for the person.

Read the room, match the energy.

[elliohno]

so i’m packing for uni and i’ve just realized my closet consists of: stripes, plaid, denim, hawaiian shirts, and a few 80’s pieces. it’s astonishing that no one knows i’m a lesbian

[kiwipeel]

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

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[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thegoodvybe]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

[swan2swan]

If you haven’t seen this story, look up his name: Francisco Galicia. 

Expect to see him come 2020, when the debates begin and the political battle heats up. Expect to see him in a suit testifying in court, or before Congress. This young man is a witness and a victim, and the fact that this isn’t a more prominent story on every news station is what truly frightens me.

[swan2swan]

From The Dallas News:

Galicia says he lost 26 pounds during that time in a South Texas immigrant detention center because officers didn’t provide him with enough food.

He said he wasn’t allowed to shower and his skin was dry and dirty.

He and 60 other men were crammed into an overcrowded holding area where they slept on the floor and were given only aluminum-foil blankets, he said. Some men had to sleep on the restroom area floor.

Ticks bit some of the men and some were very sick, Galicia said. But many were afraid to ask to go to the doctor because CBP officers told them their stay would start over if they did, he said.

I would remind you that concentration camps are actually real. 

“I told them we had rights and asked to make a phone call. But they told us, ‘You don’t have rights to anything’,” Francisco Galicia said.

This is happening.

[lorddyke-deactivated20191217]

I want happy lesbian media. 

I want a book about a girl who falls in love with another girl over a school project and they kiss at their lockers and hold hands in the library. I want a TV show about a small-town girl who moves to the Big City for university and meets a girl there and they start dating and come home to the little town to visit and Funny Shenanigans ensue. I want a movie about a woman who has everything, a career, a house, friends, but something still doesn’t feel right so she goes Soul Searching and finds the love of her life. I want a rom-com about lesbian mums raising their problematic but lovable children. I want a sitcom about a group of LGBT friends and the two lesbians of the group deny they’re in love but everyone can see it and more Funny Shenanigans ensue as they try and set them up. 

All I want is some happy-fucking-lesbian-media that doesn’t revolve around one dying, or leaving their husband or getting together with a man in the end, or they can’t be together for whatever dramatic cinematic reason or they get fucking hate-crimed by the entire town. 

I want the lesbian media for young lesbians today that I deserved when I was thirteen and fourteen and the only thing I could find was ‘Blue Is The Warmest Colour’ at the video store and trying to sneak it past my mum and seeing the disgust on her face when she read the rating ‘R-18+, High Impact Sex Scenes.’

We deserve some goddamn happy, corny, carefree, loving lesbian media, alright? 

[brittanyleanne32194]

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.