jesse im in the 2010 hit game

dave/elliot - he/him girlbloggerina into homestuck, multiple mspfas, persona, hlvrai, hollow knight, brba, corvids etc tgp beast #1 yiikhead

[hungwy]

(I'm a waiter and about to serve Derpina at a meme resturaunt) your epicsauce, madam.

[deadryn]

it's awesomesauce

[hungwy]

(Can you say that in character please?)

[deadryn]

sure

(derpina voice) it's awesomesauce

[zihette]

Bucking Bad with Horsenberg and Jesse Pinkmane

Walter's canon ponysona under cut because i used it as reference

from the s8 episode Grannies gone Wild

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[mevil]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Hoooooooly shit. This is Walter White, right? This is bringing back such strong kin memories. It’s giving me a bit of a headache, honestly. I was wearing this exact outfit during this event.

I met Jesse at the gay bar, I discussed this in another post. That’s where I used to deal meth. Anyway, before I even began the whole meth thing, I was going to the gay bar. My beard wasn’t even fully in yet! I headed on in, busy as ever, looking for some nice middle-aged twinks and maybe even widowed DILFs. The music wasn’t sounding anything like it usually did. I looked over at the TV screens and someone managed to hack into them, and not only that, they were playing Undertale! 

This is my best recreation. It was so much fun, by this life around I was already having memories so I mustered up the courage to tell this really hot twice divorced DILF that I used to be Gaster in a past life, and believe it or not, he said he used to be Asgore! He was a super nice guy, he supported my meth business once I started up until he died of mysterious circumstances. I sucked him silly btw

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Reminiscing...

[cavebae]

[shittypostarchive]

17/11/2018

[neyhaz]

Vibes I feel this in my soul

[neyhaz]

Want these vibes this summer

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Early last year before covid came to Oregon I was actually clinically dead for a bit in the hospital. I won’t go into why but I flatlined and was revived, I was dead for 3 seconds but it felt like years. It genuinely felt like this. I felt myself in the sand, I forgot all about who I was. “Evil Mario, you’ve done well, but it’s not your time to go home yet. Please rest here. You’ll be back as Brogan soon,” a booming voice from the sky called.

I sat up and saw the beautiful ocean. There were only three other people at the beach; yes, these three characters. CDI Link, Zelda, and the King. 

“I’m Zelda. I represent the past.” “I’m the King! Ho ho! I’m looking forward to DINNER in the future.” “Golly! I’m Link! I represent the present, the most important moment in time! Pretty cool, right?” 

It was surreal. They looked 2D. I looked into their sunglasses. Indeed, Zelda’s reflected my past. I saw myself as a baby getting attacked by other babies, I saw myself playing my first Mario game, smoking my first joint, realizing I was Evil Mario… I looked at the King’s, I saw me making a blog titled evilmario666 and me kissing another man lovingly on the lips. I looked into Link’s, and I saw myself on the hospital bed. It looked alien to me. I didn’t even see that as myself.

“Ho ho ho!” They all laughed as I faded back into reality. Loud beeping. They had to get a giant hospital room because of my polyamorous parents and my friends with benefits. 

I stared down death herself and listened to her intently, and she sounds like a YouTube Poop.

[draculagerard]

who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for

[draculagerard]

Some blorbos are obviously more popular than others. I should make a list of the most popular original blorbos when I have the time

[sethdomain]

I used to make angst art of him where he was tortured

[draculagerard]

I think about this reply at least once a week

[wickedgoogly]

ole lil cannoli pony

[comment-tube]

???????

[elliot-osks]

crleste summit bside done living is good finally

[kujakumai]

Jonouchi could have kept that black duel disk. It’s cool. It’s custom. It’s a status symbol. It would have matched Red-Eyes. No, he decided. He knew it wasn’t his aesthetic and gave it to someone who really needed it. One True Goth Ally.

[iamoutofideas]

smoke

[guthulhu]

soooo, ive been watching breaking baaad <333

this was an inane request from my bestie but id be lying if i said i wasn’t enjoying it IMMENSELY

[fishstuff]

dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly

[androidboy]

humans appropriated the word “kid” from goats it’s never too late to start referring to babies as grubs

[androidboy]

i have been on this godforsaken website for a decade now and have come to realize that with every post you make there’s a very large chance someone’s gonna relate it to homestuck. ive therefore decided since homestuck seems to be about everything it’s subsequently about nothing and no post is related to homestuck even posts about homestuck. coming near me or my grubs with any explanation of homestuck is a blockable offense

[sevaria]

[wayneradiotv]

ytp+ failed to work 15 times in a row and then it spat gold onto my lap

[cyberatrophy]

derse