The Arson Committee

I am ALLEGEDLY responsible for multiple counts of Arson

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Messed up ideas for spellbooks

1. The Leather/Flesh-bound giant book 10/10

Classic. Heavy. Not exactly easy to store.

2. The College Notebook 9/10

Contains the darkest magics, probably violates the Geneva convention simply by existing

3. The IPhone 3/10

What the fuck is wrong with you? No really, if you put your spells in here, you have a genuine issue.

4. Stone tablet 7/10

Feels almost... Biblical? Doubles as a close range weapon in time of need.

5. Piece of paper 4/10

Easily disposable, easier to lose.

6. A Sword 8/10

Now THAT'S a spell sword.

7. Pocket Notebook 9/10

Feels similar to the college notebook. Super easy to carry.

8. Your brain 5/10

Hard to copy spells when they aren't even written down, but if you have Alzheimer's, may the nine help you.

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horrible thought that popped into my head while talking with my friend today

Trans-Masc Joker: "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"

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Today I'm gonna make an egg sandwich

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Hi Tumblr!

How's your day today?

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Is cottage cheese called cottage cheese because it's made in a cottage? Where does cottage cheese come from?

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God got dumped by his man and that's why Christians don't like gays.