YIPPEE COLA

i eat people sometimes and i say rated R shit

[stlllle]

don’t really like fics where the girl is sub, like,i wanna see men cry not bossing women around

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[elliotdoesthings]

When he lwk mad at me everyday bc he jealous but he don't know im into that bc his dumbass always stressing and thinking about me 🥴 smh i match his crazy fr. Oh you wanna be possessive? I literally said i'm yours if u wanna be jealous of my friends im just gonna giggle bc youre so in love with me

[spelldealer]

cat on my lap

[spelldealer]

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[molabuddy]

part 2

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Alright I don't know how to say this but the clone of you that I keep in a white room to study your natural behavior so I can better act like a normal person around you just cured cancer.

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[muzantropic]

Long conversation / Долгий разговор Natalia Livitchuk, 2016

[mysilent879]

[delicious-darkness]

Im being plagued by doubts

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[formuleen]

i have decided that we only need one german team on the grid and since audi serves good age gap yaoi it deserves to stay

[christianhornier]

I don’t even know any more what to say…

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags