hi guys! this will be my first modern hijackincarnate lore dump!
i wrote something similar to this back in december of last year, but some details of that ramble are no longer canon as of right now. so! This is the canon version of that!
i intend on posting this to twitter with a bunch of fun pictures and stuff, but this is just what i have for now! have fun reading!
(by the way, my take on roblox is a combination of my research and creative liberties! and its also completely unrelated to any other interpretation so!!! Yah!!!!)
HIJACK INCARNATE is my personal interpretation of 2016-2017 era ROBLOX, and it has currently been in the works for 10 and a half months! And since there’s quite a lot of new people here, I just wanted to! Familiarize you guys with it!!! Also, I feel the need to clarify that all of my roblox art is HIJACK art unless I state otherwise! If you have any questions, PLEASE ask them to me! I am very passionate about this project and I would love to answer them!
I think it would be best to start off by familiarizing you guys with my interpretation of John Doe (the protagonist) so!!! Here we go!!!
the year is 2005. after an event known as the great overhaul, builderman is now attempting to start a new robloxian society. he creates john and jane doe, a set of twins whose designated jobs were to guide and entertain any new people that would arise from 2x2. but, as time passed and people found their own ways around, the doe twins were no longer needed. instead of allowing them to go into any kind of dormancy, builderman put the doe’s underneath the care of admin, who would eventually go under the name ROBLOX. roblox was something of a political figurehead for builderman, but besides that, he was the one in charge of all the shared accounts administrators would use. and those accounts would be used for testing! so roblox would use the doe twins as testers until their opportunity came to take his role in their department.
life for the doe’s was okay for the most part, but john found himself getting really bored, really fast. years passed, and he found himself questioning his surroundings and the things he once saw as true. work was monotonous. life was lonely. he felt as if he was going crazy. and eventually he would begin to hear the core of hq’s baseplate beckon him. by october of 2007, he had had enough, and so he proceeded to venture as deep as he could into roblox hq until he reached the very bottom floor. he’d dig and dig with his bare blocky hands until he discovered the core of 2x2. and after touching it once, a burst of light came out of the brick and sent him flying backwards. he woke up in the dark with a pounding headache and a large, glowing figure looming over him.
john doe had accidentally released 1x1x1x1, the scourge of the 4th dimension, from his eternal prison.
not knowing what to do, john would take him back to his baseplate on the outskirts of robloxia. 1x would tell him the truths of their existence and his agenda of robloxian domination. john would set him free, but over the span of 3 years, he found himself going through the depths of the banlands and back to the core of 2x2 just to free him again. they both knew that this wasn’t feasible, so by may of 2010, john would hand 1x over to a guy named makkapakka3, who supposedly ran an underground school for exploiting.
and with enough luck and strategic pragmatism, 1x would organize every hacking group and myth coven into one large syndicate, becoming one of the most feared, infamous figures in all of robloxia.
the rebellion would have its fair share of moles and advisors, but john would become one of the only ones to ever last. it started with 1x asking john for advice on strategizing. then with 1x asking john for info on the world headquarters building. until finally, 1x made john an official member of the rebellion, putting him in charge of smuggling intel for them to plot accordingly with. a lot of the members of the rebellion, especially the ones closer to 1x, were suspicious of him. noli saw him as expendable. spirit insisted that he was a liability. guest 666 though he was just fucking annoying. but unfortunately, 1x’s decisions overpower all of theirs!!! so!!!! L bozo!!!!!
but. anyways. john never exactly belonged in the hacker syndicate. well, neither did he with hq. he did not support keeping up the illusion of the 3rd dimension, but he didn’t necessarily stand for chaos either. he wants to know what is beyond, and that is what either brings him to glory or brings him to his death.
but for now, he has his best friend. who he is growing Closer and Closer to every night.
anyways byebye hope this was a fun read!!!! more coming soon