Ellis the Mechanic

My name is Ellis, some people call me El. But I really prefer Ellis 'cause El kinda sounds like a girl's name... But if you prefer to call me El, I guess you can.

[clovers-in-despair]

Don’t ask me what this is, because I truly have no idea. I’m too tired.

[twitterlols]

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[catsuggest]

amazing ! cant believe!

[maliwarm]

[left4deadconfessions]

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[pochowek]

(i play this on my scavenged dobro while sitting at the top of a half demolished building. nobody knows how i got there. i dont know how i got there)

[clovers-in-despair]

Do I regret making this? I don’t think so.

[utopianoverlord]

[spleenfiesta]

Oh,

You drive a ford

You gay bitch?

[left4deadconfessions]

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[foulserpent]

(me looking thru a sniper rifle scope at the dude whos at point blank range and is currently stabbing me with a machete) ENEMY SPOTTED

[oiltipped]

reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth

[bilbasaur]

#ate it @such-hella what the fuck

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[forgamers]

[painhaver-moved]

hey if yr lgbt reblog this with yr gender/orientation and yr opinion on eating cold soup straight outta the can