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@luckystrikelily
I believe in the death penalty but only for financial crimes committed by billionaires and multimillionaires. Embezzlement is fine if you’re in middle management and you take like $40k but execution by firing squad for everyone with a net worth above $3 mill
and environmental crimes, actually. destroy the breeding ground of an endangered bird or dump toxic waste in the water shed, lethal injection
Imagine using the might of this nation to see to it that everyone has their needs met. Imagine all the cool stuff people could do. Imagine the games and the stories and the music and the dances and the foods people would think up if they knew they were safe, fed, healthy, and housed. Imagine caring about our fellow humans enough to build a society where the only disasters we had to rebuild from were not of our own making because a Dollar demanded it. Imagine if imagine if imagine if.
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Yesterday I baked a pecan coconut banana bread but I baked it in a sheet pan instead of a loaf pan and for dessert tonight, I heated up a piece and served it with vanilla ice cream and a drizzle of warm biscoff butter and it's the type of indulgence that used to get people smited by god and I have no regrets.
utility pole paintings for april / may / june !
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
Ok I think some non Brits are confused about the nature of this election:
It is a by-election to determine who will be the new MP for Clacton. Only residents of Clacton get a vote. The rest of the UK will not be voting. It's the Clacton by-election.
Count Binface has been using his platform to shred his odious opponent and it's almost as great as watching the interviewer struggle to keep a serious face.
I can't bear to hope that he might actually win, all depending on the people of Clacton.
Count Binface on BBC Morning Live. Full interview. 8th July 2026
I've hoped for few candidates to win the way I'm rooting for Lord Binface
The life cycle of a cherry.
The fascists and fascist-adjacent are the same bad faith actors who said 'all lives matter'. Conservatives have destroyed their own vile opinions, they are all worthless.
Young Republicans are groomed 1860s racists and 1930s genocidal psychopaths.
The Right is rotten. Deplorable is their aspiration.
I taught a bunch of the other girls at my rehab how to skank one night. I miss that place.
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so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen
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