and flew like a moth to you, sunlight

eloise or elo || she/they || your local lover of joy & whimsy succumbed to the teenage urge to write shakespearean prose hehe funny internet blog yippee

[elowanderer]

hey! i'm eloise or elo, she/they pronouns, welcome to my blog! you might have known me as -_-ej-_- or itsyafriendej from a certain hive of sorts 🤫

i love to read & write, dance, embroider, play social deduction games & ponder the fragility of human existence (as many people on tumblr do)

identity: i'm genderfae & pansexual! i worship lady aphrodite & am a hellenic polytheist <3 i'm a minor, so anyone 18+ dni unless i know/have talked to you before

interests/what i'll post about: hermitcraft/life series/vsmp, dropouttv, hozier, katseye, poetry/writing & fanfiction, helpol stuff, greek mythos, blood on the clocktower, and anything cool/shiteposts i wanna reblog

tags:

#elo ponders - my posts :)

#elo reblogs - pretty self explanatory!

more to come!

have a lovely day <333

a willow dancing on air before covering me / under cottons & calicoes / over canopy dapple long ago - hozier, would that i

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.

[banquo-and-macbeth]

new evidence just dropped, add it to the list...

[megamanofnumbers]

Pomni: "Jax, I have bad news."

Jax: "Me too."

Pomni: "I'm actually into girls."

Jax: "...."

Jax: "Pomni, I have good news."

[fuselii]

legends

[elegybeatty]

They have been gradually feminizing the Water type starters each Pokemon generation

Gens 1-3, big, bulky, masculine Water type starters, Blastoise has cannons in its back, Feraligatr has sharp claws and fangs, mega Swampert is a muscular beast

Gens 4-6, sleek, androgynous, still badass and powerful looking but definitely not as masculine

Gens 7-9, thin, feminine, cunty, skittle squad incarnate, these starters are for the girls and the gays

Now here we are in Gen 10 and there's no more holding back. First stage and she's already got the wings and the bedroom eyes. They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the fricking Water types gay.

[hejibits]

gen 10 final evolution predictions

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[http-tempted]

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

Voting ended onJan 26

[orteil42]

Yo my friend says that playing cookie clicker made her realise she was trans somehow (she says thank you)

video games really can do anything

[orteil42]

it is at times difficult to make jokes on this website. everyone is so trusting, so docile. like little lambs

[orteil42]

one heinously insulting aspect of every search engine query being forcefully fed to an AI now is when the dumbass system prompt they feed it peeks through and it starts talking about you in third person. "The user seems to be conflating two unrelated concepts-" i'm right here??

[quantumshade]

“black cat crossing your path is bad luck” untrue actually!! it’s good luck because i get to see a kitty. hope this helps!

[autismgaysparklez-deactivated202]

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the whole "your [dead] pet got sent to live on a beautiful farm" euphemism used to confuse the heck out of me, bc when i was little my parents actually did send our dog to live on a farm

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shutup shutup shutup yes i know it really happened bc WE GOT THE DOG BACK EVENTUALLY. i know i've trained you all not to trust my basic understanding of reality (it's mid at best) but this is not me once again being extremely naive, WE GOT THE DOG BACK LATER

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*my autistic ass nodding along sincerely as my classmates sarcastically refer to "being sent to live on a farm upstate"* yeah like when my parents had to move for work and Bingo went to live with my uncle for two years

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i... don't actually have any memories of the dog before it went to the farm. technically i have no firsthand evidence that it was the same dog. i just remember knowing we had a dog on a farm and eventually the dog appeared. that would be an INSANE thing to lie to a 5-year-old about. then again my parents have definitely done weirder

[shadow-daughter]

ah. tumblr's favorite game. gaslighting gaud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it used to be the other way around IT USED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I WHATS HAPPENING

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things:

yes i spent my entire life until a few months ago assuming green eyes were an urban legend

"what about all the fictional characters with green eyes" thought it was a trope like with anime protagonists having naturally purple hair

i found out by watching Desperate Housewives (one of the actors has green eyes and it threw me off)

(i had never watched Desperate Housewives until that point bc i assumed it was reality tv, of the same genre as Real Housewives Of Metropolitan Areas franchise)

i still haven't seen green eyes irl, i am simply aware now that they actually exist

"have you really never met a person with green eyes." i didn't say that. it's possible I've met dozens. my autistic ass has spent decades elevating eye contact avoidance to a sublime art form.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

[kind-of-human1]

I assume this is what people think of when they imagine green eyes. Whether they look green or not is mostly a lighting thing from what I've seen. I have gray eyes that can look green in the right light.

Green eyes are also the rarest eye color period, so I don't actually blame you for not knowing they existed at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

[teslapenguin1]

blue with yellow mixed in

and what do you get when you mix blue and yellow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok listen

[bee-dazzle]

Gaud

I think you might have green eyes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're not green they are blue and yellow that's two different colors neither of those colors is green this is what im talking about people say "green eyes" and then it turns out they're just talking about eyes with multiple colors (blue, brown, yellow) none of which is actually green!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatcatwar]

As of writing you have a little over 24 hours give or take to learn that grey eyes exist as well!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's light blue

[changelingchilde9]

That's grey with a hint of blue.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my outer irises are the same damn shade, i would be aware if that was gray, but it is not it is WISHY WASHY BLUE

[librowyrm]

Clearly the only solution to this is to post a blurry closeup of your own eyes for us to argue about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs*

FUCK ALL OF YOU

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are pale BLUE and YELLOW my phone camera is just shitty they are two separate colors part blue and part yellow two colors

[kedreeva]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's a normal cat

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good