Detroit

Business professional living in the Big D with my dog Duke.

[mydaddymuscle]

[militarymenrbomb]

[dylanisdazed]

u make my peter tingle bb 🕷🕸🍑🍆👀 no homo

[polyolefinprince]

Anybody else occasionally just roll their shirt and pretend they're wearing a crop top?

[yan-tonz]

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[i-love-barba]

[drmartyn-deactivated20251225]

Http://drmartyn.tumblr.com

[redneckdudes]

[butchlvr53]

Maybe he doesn’t drink but, technically, swallowing a buddy’s cum-load isn’t “drinking” it;  it’s eating it.

[budznbrewz]

I like the kid on the left better anyway!

[thathottbod]

[dandydolans-deactivated20201227]

Good bye cruel world

[love]

via weheartit

[eutonabrisa]

[riggu-deactivated20200703]

[phaxes]

“One day I hope all my sadness will be worth it.”

— (via coral)

[everydaysagreatday]

[babyanimalgifs]

[fastandqueerius-deactivated2026]

WHOLESOME POST

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[everythingfox]

Dog’s favorite view