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neolaias

There is a smirk written in her features, and    she cannot help but pat the other’s arm.    ” That is a very smart way of thinking, especially    among this crowd. “

"Thank you," Hope replied with a nod. "I really do try and stay as positive as possible. People start to lose hope in themselves when they start looking on the bad side of things.

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theprimalsin is now following

"Oh. I don't think I see us getting on very well."

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sugiis is now following

"Hannelore, shouldn't you  be off cooling down the southern hemisphere?"

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witchyvance is now following

"Emmeline Vance, right?" Hope joined her walk, keeping up right along beside her, flashing a bright smile. "Hello, my name's Hope."

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I have decided to do some greeter posts just to break the ice a bit.

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Fluff starters! Send one of these to see my muse's response!

"I think I'm lost without you."

"Can you hold me? I don't like thunderstorms..."

"Please hug me."

"Can I come over? I hate being alone."

"I'll tell you a secret..."

"Please hold my hand."

"Wanna go out with me?"

"TXT: I really, really miss you."

"I made you a hot chocolate/tea/coffee."

"I can't sleep."

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In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they’ll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

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starter for we-are-occupational-hazards

"Honestly? You think you could beat me? Hands down, I would win any race around this  island. I am the ultimate dragon racer."

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１９８９ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

"Everybody here wanted something more." "I could dance to this beat." "Like any great love, it keeps you guessing." "Like any true love, it drives you crazy." "But you know you wouldn’t change anything." "I could show you incredible things." "I’m dying to see how this one ends." "I can make the bad guys good for a weekend." "So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames." "We’ll take this way too far." "You’re the King, baby, I’m your Queen." "I can make all the tables turn." “‘Cause, darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” "They’ll tell you I’m insane." "Don’t say I didn’t say, I didn’t warn ya." "It all seems so simple." "The rest of the world was black and white." "We were built to fall apart." "People like you always want back the love they gave away." "And people like me wanna believe you when you say you’ve changed." "All you had to do was stay." "I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made." "Did you have to hit me, where I’m weak?" "I wish you would come back." "I wish you knew that I’ll never forget you as long as I live." "I want you for worse or for better." "And you left her all alone, and never told her why." "I thought heaven can’t help me now." "I never dreamed of this." "I can hear them whisper as we pass by." "Love’s a fragile little flame, it could burn out." "They are the hunters, we are the foxes." "Let them say what they want, we won’t hear it." "Loose lips sink ships all the damn time." "I know places we won’t be found." "And they’ll be chasing their tails tryin’ to track us down." "I’m spinning out of control." "Didn’t they tell us don’t rush into things?" ”Didn’t it all seem new and exciting?” "And we pretended it could last forever." "But there were strangers watching." "I reached for you but you were gone." "We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing." "I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me." "But every night with us is like a dream." "We need love, but all we want is danger." "He keeps the picture of you in his office downtown." "And by morning gone was any trace of you." "Just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it."

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OITNB SENTENCE STARTERS

"Are you jealous that I'm kind of pretty now and you're not?"

"Fuck diamonds, I got spinach!"

"You're federal property!"

"I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this."

"I'm not buying gay porn."

"Scatter the nuns!"

"You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna."

"Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?"

"I had a groupon."

"Do not defend your boner to me right now."

"You smell like a turtle tank."

"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!"

"I fall asleep all the time. It's like I'm a necrophiliac!"

"This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months."

"You know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who deserved to be snitched on."

"You seem so calm. Are you a murderer?"

"She will go Wolverine on your ass."

"You've been lording over this group like some Hillary Clinton dictator."

"Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!"

"I don't mess with no heroin, but I love me some candy."

"It ain't just ice cream! It's a chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch!"

"They are lesbianing together."

"How am I supposed to prison fight an old Russian lady with back problems?"

"Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we'd all be Bill Gates."

"I am like a bean flicking Mother Teresa."

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian."

"You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement. It's like, Step 1, pick the person to kill. Step 2, kill that person."

"I remember the Alamo, too, but that don't keep me from eating Mexican food."

"Your ass tells me you know pie."

"Well, if the Internet says it, we better all listen up."

"Always so rude, that one."

“They so bad their cows had to die.”

"Hey, it's all right. A lot of people are stupid and live full, productive lives."

"She disrespected me. Now I'm going to have to kill her."

"Ugh. People."

"I threw my pie for you!"

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lana del rey starter sentences ( part 1 )

→ You’re so charming. → You don’t wanna be like me. → I’m dying. → You don’t wanna get this way, famous and dumb at an early age. → S/he laughs like God. → It’s tiring. → The camera’s on. → S/he gives me butterflies. → I don’t have a problem. → Kiss me hard before you go. → I just wanted you to know… baby you’re the best. → I feel it in the air. → Nothin’ scares me anymore. → I know if I go I’ll die happy tonight. → Think I’ll miss you forever, like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky. → Late is better than never. → You said I was the most exotic flower. → You’re unbelievable. → I love you, honey. → I’m ready to go. → How did you get that way? → I don’t know. → You’re screwed up and brilliant. → So why is my heart broke? → You got the world, but baby at what price? → It isn’t that hard to like you or love you. → I’d follow you down. → Everything I want I have. → I think I found God (in the flash bulbs of the pretty cameras.) → Am I glamorous? → I can be your China doll if you wanna see me fall. → They all think I have it all. → I have nothing without you. → Gold and silver line my heart. → Can you picture it, that life we could have lived? → Can you hear me? → Would you be my baby tonight? → It’s you that I adore. → I could be your baby tonight. → I know what the boys/girls want. → Just you and me feeling the heat even when the sun goes down. → I want my cake and I wanna eat it too. → I know that I’m a mess. → I don’t care what they say about me. → You make me happy. → I never listen to anyone. → S/he has me by my heart. → S/he doesn’t mind I have a LA crass way about me. → S/he loves me with every beat of his/her cocaine heart. → Be a good baby, do what I want. → I’m wasted. → I’m crazy. → I need you to come here and save me. → I’m your little harlot. → Kiss me on my open mouth. → S/he’s got a soul as sweet as blood red jam. → S/he knows me, every inch of my tar black soul. → I have a flat, broke down life. → I can see your face is shameless. → I’m sorry that I’m misbehaving. → My old man is a tough man. → My old man is a thief. → I’m not afraid to say that I’d die without him. → Who else is gonna put up with me this way? → I need you. → I breathe you. → I’ll never leave you. → They would rue the day I was alone without you. → You’ve never looked so beautiful as you do now my wo/man. → Boy/girl, you’re so crazy. → You are my one true love.