ELPISLADY

Just a collection of random things. (Who am I kidding... I'm here mainly for misunderstood gay butler)

[therestisilence]

millions died btw. it’s that serious.

[elpislady]

Darlings. I love them so much.

[doctor-donnas]

requested by @pemberlaey

[elpislady]

Guy is the epitome of a sweetheart. He says and does all the right things.

[neroushalvaus]

It’s also funny to think about Guy coming to Downton the second time, but now he knows everybody’s dirty laundry. The Pamuk thing. Bates jail saga. Come to think of it, he might even know about Harold’s involvement in the Teapot Dome scandal lol

This is amazing... I imagine he's exploring the house the same way he does in the second movie, but this time when Thomas catches him doing it, he's like "I was just imagining having to drag a body through this corridor"

And of course he wants to see the ultimate tourism attraction... "where is the shed you stuck that poor dog in"

[elpislady]

Oh this is just priceless! I love the idea.

[dirry-moir]

ok so this is ✩‧₊˚ diabolical ‧₊˚✩

source

[num1-evil-gays-defender]

barris or dexmas

or

branrow. or matthewxthomas. or all the other ones. i don't discriminate

BUT ONE HAS TO STAY AND THE REST HAVE TO GO

😰😰😰😰

This is so evil why would u ask me that...

I enjoy barris and dexmas equally, I can't pick😭😭🙏

Ok if I have to I'll go with barris since dexmas is canon so it restores the balance (don't ask me how that works)

[thomas-barrows-marlboro-box]

because i love the gay evil butler so i have to be evil too to fully be his kinnie /j

AND STOP I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN HELP

[num1-evil-gays-defender]

Lmao😭😭😭 that's real

I also enjoy asking difficult questions 🙏

So now it's your turn! Pick one😈

[elpislady]

Dexmas. Hands down. My beloved otp.

No offence to other ships but Dexmas stole my heart is keeping it still. 😉

[tellhulla]

If Thomas and Guy call each other by any sort of pet names next movie I'll die right there at the cinema

Please Fellowes, just give me one single "darling" or "dear" it's all I need

[elpislady]

Oh yes, please! Give me Thomas calling Guy "love" and "sweetheart", give me Guy calling Thomas "his dear heart" and "his dearest one". I want all of it!

[sir-griswold-of-macelwain]

Julian Fellowes announces prequel spin-off of Downton Abbey. Everyone goes wild in anticipation. When the first episode airs, it's just a sitcom about the monks that lived in the abbey before Henry VIII came around and dissolved monasteries.

[well-of-loneliness]

Instead of having maggie smith die at the end of the downton abbey film they should’ve had 20 minutes of freaky fifty shades style gay porn of Thomas and guy way more uplifting and in a way exciting to the geriatric audience who wouldn’t expect it

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier ACT ON THIS June 27, 2024

[humlesnurr]

favorite downton characters as cabbage

[humlesnurr]

ill explain! thomas is lacinato kale because of it’s very elegant looks, and because of the complexities of the taste. it’s slightly bitter, versatile and the rolls royce of the kale world. richard ellis is a romanesco because of the fractals! i think it sounds him. a rich taste, nutritious and kind and beautiful. the duke is a red cabbage because of its purple color, commonly associated with the powerful, the elite.. planted in the spring and harvested in the late fall, reminds one of a certain love affair. strong ties to the holidays and the indulgence that follows in the footsteps of worship.

[russianperioddrama]

ROUND 3: GROUP A

Ekaterina: The Rise of Catherine the Great | Ekaterina (2014) vs. Catherine the Great | Velikaya (2015)

Ekaterina: The Rise of Catherine the Great | Ekaterina (2014)

Catherine the Great | Velikaya (2015)

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

[elpislady]

Velikaya has a special place in my heart.

[likehandlingroses]

“Rough and vulgar actors…Guy Dexter as Casanova…the locals might take a dim view…there is something about him…actors just plastered…the very thought of it makes me blush!…eating at the table where the King of England once sat…like a wild animal ready to spring…and now film people destroy other people’s property for good publicity…I feel nervous, leaving you alone with Guy Dexter…they are flirting with MOB RULE!!”

baby let the games begin!

[elpislady]

... ready to spring on Thomas!!

[likehandlingroses]

soo excited to see Guy Dexter be fun and flirty again

[plxcxhxldxr]

Ive just heard about the news… EXCITE

[elpislady]

This is so, so, so sweet! That's what I want for them! My favourite couple, they deserve the world. 🥰

I love the way you captured them. Their espressions, their relaxed poses, their lovely silk robes (if I see correctly, Thomas's one has floral pattern and Guy has palm leaves on his). Not to mention, Thomas's parting returned to his correct side! Bonus love points for this from me! 😆

[jnvsnaxkles]

imagine the duke inviting hollywood famous actor guy dexter and his travelling companion former butler thomas barrow to a fancy dinner… something only right since he’s funding an upcoming film of guys.

guy accepting the invite before telling thomas about the offer and instead just telling thomas theyre dining with the duke of crowborough tonight.

the whole evening thomas is on edge and phillip keeps making little comments and sneaking suggestive glances at thomas, who is basically ready to run for the hills.

phillip gives them a tour of his mansion and when guy is distracted by exploring a room, thomas hisses at phillip and asks what he’s doing and phillip teasingly responds “well im about to show him where i used to bend you over”

phillip eventually can’t help himself and makes a deliberate obvious comment towards thomas that gives them both away. guy questions it and phillip pretends to be coy “surely thomas has told you of our past? as im very certain of your present.”

bc the snake would… and im here for it.

should i write this? …if it ends in a spicy three way, ofc?

[elpislady]

Should you write it? How is that even even a question...? Of course you should!!

There are not enough words in existance to express how much I would LOVE to read it!!

[queenmelancholy]

You walk downstairs, and find him with your eyes. You halt and walk on. But he's waiting for you.

Tell her she looks beautiful.  You’re delighted to hear it, but you cannot admit it. 

Bill Benson is about to throw away his life on the tables. Alone, hollow and without hope. 

Then suddenly he lifts his face and sees Anne standing there, tall, serene, graceful, her eyes shining with unshed tears. On an impulse, he snatches back his money. Rien ne va plus. 

The wheel spins. And every last thing he owns would have gone. But no. Her love, her beauty have saved him.

She takes his hand, and they walk away. Together. The end.

It seems you are my saviour.

And I intend to remain your saviour for a very long time to come.

[elpislady]

The parallels! How come I've never realized it...??

[barrowdearest]

you know, at this point I’m just asking one thing of the new downton movie, and that is to see Thomas be a rich gay in America and have him throwing gatsby-like parties and just be a bitch to everyone because he can and because he deserves to be a little (a lot) mean about finally getting a good life

special points if he manages to give Carson a heart attack

[elpislady]

This is the least he deserves at this point. Let him be happy with husband, let them be handsome, clever and rich together!