that's what she said

hi! i'm perrie! 24! little mix! fuckin geordie lass comin at ya! @itsararity

[imperfectkreis]

The actual, correct translation

[imperfectkreis]

Happy Pride, everyone!

[elsaslilbitch]

everyone!!! announcement!

[elsaslilbitch]

my toe is boutta fall off

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

First teenager: Haha, you don’t actually believe in this ouija board stuff, do you? Second teenager: Holy, shit! It’s moving! Ouija board: W…E…V…E…U…P…D…A…T…E…D…O…U…R…P…R…I…V…A…C…Y…P…O…L…I…C…Y

[elsaslilbitch]

everyone!!! announcement!

[elsaslilbitch]

at least my titties looked perky tho

[elsaslilbitch]

@srchvndestr0y the modern media. and also me. 

[elsaslilbitch]

U KNOW WHEN UR PRIVACY IS INVADED FUCK THAT

[toastbutteregg]

THIS PUPPY IS ADORABLE

[ithelpstodream]

[ifunanyaa]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

She got a point

[impossiblerebelblaze]

SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

[newtgeiszler]

that is such a deadpool move i thought it was a real fucking poster

[vivafrnkiero]

[zeromechanisms]

searching for stuff at the bottom of perrie’s purse is the new olympic sport

[elsaslilbitch]

after a while i move everything from one purse to my secret purse

[baklavagyna]

me at 60 years old, a renown art critic with 29 masters degrees and 15 phds in art history giving a lecture at yale: this painting gets my dick rock hard 

[piscesuggestion]

yall healthy relationships and friendships are all about honesty. fuck that passive aggressiveness, not everyone knows or notices when they are hurting someone. honesty and open communication can make you and everyone else so much happier. 💕

[svrpent-king-deactivated2018072]

howdy dudes. i’m leon, and tattoo for a living. i own too many animals (behind me in the picture is only a portion of my reptile room), i handle venomous snakes and have most of my life, and i have a daughter who takes after her mother more and more everyday @mrs-spoookymulder . i suck at introductions but if you need new ink, or just wanna shoot the shit, hit me up @ bloodstvinss

[hdieocjscuwkcuwgxbr-deactivated]

a yogurt in the car wash. 🍨🚘

[negativenancyboyy-deactivated20]

Finally got my own issue of Alt Press.

If I can be real for a moment, I cried when I was asked to do this shoot. I would never have thought that I would be a cover girl for such a big magazine. I’m finally at a place in my life where I’m happy with the way my drag looks. Sure there are some days were I feel a little insecure but for the most part, I feel fierce.

Thank you AP for the opportunity. I’ll never get over it 💕