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katherina (she/they) // 28 // „Der Frauenheld“ - title given by my english-speaking best friend, not knowing what it means // lüften enthusiast 🇳🇴🇩🇪

[elster-elsker]

just a little tattoo artist in pdx usa ✨🪻

tattoo insta @/mossheart.ink

[elster-elsker]

im so fucking high i do NOT remember getting s fucking vibratey heartbeat simulator thingy in my glaceon build-a-bear (that i got like 2 years ago now) and that shit was under my pillow below my ear and i pressed the button unknowingly

i think ive seen god now

[elster-elsker]

lactation through stimulation goes crazy send tweet

[the-professional-despiser]

[superconfusedcoryn]

Tief ⬇️ im Wald 🌲 zwischen Moos 🍃 und Farn 🌱da lebt 🏡 ein Käfer 🐞 mit Namen Karl 👨‍🦳 Sein Leben ♥️ wurde jäh gestört ⚠️ als er 🐛 ein dumpfes Grollen ⚡️ hört 👂 Lärmende 🔊 Maschinen 🚜 überrollen 🔄 den Wald 🌳 übertönen 🔕 den Gesang 🎤 der Vögel 🐦 schon bald 🔜 Mit scharfer🌶 Axt 🪓 fällt man 🧍‍♂️ Baum 🌲 um Baum 🌳 zerstört 🧨damit seinen Lebensraum 🏞 Karl 👨‍🦳 der Käfer 🐞 wurde nicht ❌️ gefragt❓️Man hatte ihn 🚫 einfach fortgejagt 🏃‍♂️🔫

[konoko]

*sexting* I want to take care of you

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[dhanagreifschreibt]

Sollte ich in absehbarer Zeit das zeitliche segnen (hoffentlich nicht), komme ich als Geist zurück und ziehe Charles Dickens' Weihnachtsgeschichte mit Friedrich Merz ab

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

[crazysodomite]

my shy gagobear

[shalmonsdraws]

honkin yappin

[mynorthernattitude]

i have a masters degree in yearnalism🙄

[niedosyt555]

Not to be homophobic but the lgbt thing is seriously getting out of hand wtf are these new pride flags

[elster-elsker]

why did it end in love?

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton