scarrots

they’re like scary carrots Lane | 27 | they/them my nerd shit: samjacksonsrighttesticle minors dni | age in bio/pinned or blocked

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

earth? flat

dick? fat

[glittervermin]

[hiro-yuki-bnjmn-deactivated2018]

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

mickey mouse was right. hell really is other people

[hotvampireadjacent]

[atrocititty]

incredibly busy day at the criminal factory

[ripempezardexerox]

[fairycosmos]

would be great if pain wasn’t baked in to every part of being human. thatd be awesome

[dogpuppy]

[greelin]

one thing white men are gonna always do is be named Michael

[vscodium-official]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[atrocititty]

why does everyone shit their pants now

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"