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Were Page a stronger unicorn, perhaps he would've simply teleported into the castle. But for one, he wasn't able to do that, not unless he wanted to faint immediately after casting the spell, and for another, this was Princess Twilight's castle. Element of Magic and all. She had to be attuned to some form of higher aether that other unicorns could only imagine tapping into.

Like a high-tech security system.

So instead he'd taken to doing this the Earth pony way, just like a lot of other things he knew would tire his horn. That meant getting creative. So after precariously climbing a tower made out of eleven potted plants, a dangerously placed ladder, and praying to Celestia he didn't wind up in the hospital, he managed to get himself into the open window on Twilight's balcony.

The alicorn was sleeping, her wings draped onto herself. Page crept by silently, praying this time to Luna until he heard the mumbling of Twilight's brother-son-pet-assistant-something, Spike. And he freaked out, galloping until he found the room. He could've sworn he saw a pink unicorn staring at him with a brow raised somewhere...

But he made it. The portal to a world completely different from Equestria, another universe. "Buck me..." He let out a soft, incredulous laugh, as if he hadn't believed it was real for a moment. As if the phone hadn't been proof enough.

So he stepped in and as he felt himself get taken into a kaleidoscope-like blend of colors, and air rush through his body as he felt it change and deform, his mind was dead-set on popping out on the other side to see that elf on the line.

ooc : this isn't going to be the consistent length of things, but i do want to give insight into little details in the au... @magicelfwizard

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Once the warping had finished , Page found himself in what looks do be a dungeon . Not one for torture like most , but seemingly tailored to be a makeshift living quarters .

Way too much green . Thats the first thing he noticed . Definitely Jerry's space . There were vines of berries and plants all over the place , and a small pond of a glowing , blue liquid . Not water , but close looking .

There were a few Zelda related things scattered about , as well as stacks of magic cards in random places . His closet was open , full of armor and robes one would usually expect a wizard to wear . Though one thing stood out from the rest .

A green , shiny dress . Right in the middle of all the clothes . One would assume it belonged to a princess or some other caliber of royalty . It's certainly strange for an elf - wizard - thing to own that , but that didnt matter now .

What mattered was the sound of two pairs of feet growing closer . Someone was coming . Page froze out of nervousness , watching the dungeons door start to push open .

Two elves walked through , an ugly blonde who looks as if he'd seen better days , and a blue-haired beauty that seemed a bit worried for him .

" Oh jer-jer . . . What am I gonna do with you . . . "

" Ani please - I swear I'm alright , it's just a scratch - "

" JUST A SCRATCH ? ! YOUR HAND IS GONE ! "

The blonde looked down at the still bleeding stump , the other hand rubbing the back of his neck out of nervousness .

" I-I know , I . . . I'll use my magic to heal myself quickly , I swear - "

He paused as he saw the woman staring further into the dungeon . He turned his gaze and - what do ya know it . . . A unicorn . Similar to Bill in an uncanny way . He was surprised .

" . . . Ah . Wasn't expecting visitors today . . . Apologies for the - . . . 'mess' . . . Me and Pete's sparring got a bit intense . Eh , who are you ? " He tilted his head , his hand waving a bit to regenerate the other , hid hand now fully back - though the blood remained .

eltingpony

While his proportions are naturally a bit different if one will here, he's still small and cute, barely about waist-height. Truly a little pony. And his eyes are way too big to be from this world. He trotted over promptly and tapped his hoof to the stump, and with some form of what could be considered magic, shook it. Like magnets.

"Page. COMIC Page. You're the elf, aren't you?" He's wearing a saddlebag, with his cutiemark on the little buttons that hold down the tops of the bags. There's a Bill-like aura from him, although he smells like cinnamon and butter pecan.

To Page, all humans look incredibly similar right now. The fact is that he's not used to non-pony faces. He does however notice those card packs, and his eyes widen a bit, and with an unnatural burst of speed, he moves right towards them, levitating the cards in his yellow-aura magic, and examining them. At least they seemed to be the bad batches, all common and rare cards, but Page would pocket them anyway.

But then he snaps out of his fan-driven haze. "Wait, this is the marefriend?" He moved around them in a circle, as though trying to examine them. "I don't know her. So that's... New." His voice wavers for a moment as he utters the last word, his tail giving a little twitch.

"Who's Pete?" He then asks, looking up at Jerry. Of course he doesn't know anyone's names here...

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Jerry was a little confused at first , but quickly realized who it was . That weird unicorn version of Bill .

"Ah - yep , thats my girlfriend , Alisia . My version of you doesnt know her either , so I guess it just goes through universes maybe . . . "

He thought for a moment , looking at his junk laying around before speaking again .

"Pete is that one really weird emo bard in our world , really likes playing with his food - er - corpses . "

He sighed , rubbing the back of his neck . The woman looked down at the small unicorn , petting its head gently .

"Aww , ain't you a cutie ? "

"Dont patronize him , babe . . . "

He sighed , pinching the bridge of his nose . The woman looked back at him .

"I cant help it ! Hes adorable ! "

Jerry shook his head and rolled his eyes , pulling her away from Page gently .

"Babe , please . . . "

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"I THINK I'd know if Jerry had a marefriend. Mine's... Uhh..." Page trails off, rubbing at the back of his neck and part of his mane. He really doesn't want to explain that, but then he feels the woman's hands upon him, and a bright red blush appears on his cheeks.

"I-" It seems the powers of a beautiful woman petting you transcend dimensions, because he tries to make himself smaller, his ears flopping down as he narrows his eyes a little. "...Thanks," He mumbles, his tair swishing from left to right gently, like a little wag.

He nearly leans into it- Nearly trips over when Jerry pulls her away. It takes a second for him to regain his composure, shaking himself off. There would've been a little sound effect if this were in his dimension. He used his hoof to fix his mane, before pulling out the phone. "This comes from a dimension like yours, right? Well, Quill said he'd popped out in front of some school, so I'm not sure how I managed to get here, but! That's no reason why I can't make the best of this particular predicament. Take a look and see if there's anything special about it," Page said, as a yellow aura (matching that of his horn) coated the phone and pushed it into Jerry's hands.

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Jerry nodded , clutching his staff tightly as he looked at the pony . Alisia , however , went back to petting Page , giggling a little .

"Aw ! He's so cute ! "

She giggled . Jerry rolled his eyes , not bothering to pull her away this time . He looked at the phone in Page's hand , taking it and inspecting it .

"Uh . . . From what I can sense and see , theres nothing special about it . Just a regular phone . I dont know who this belongs to though , so you can keep it i suppose . "

He placed the device back into the unicorns hand - hoof ? whatever . Alisia spoke up after a bit of just petting Page , scratching behind the unicorns ears as she talked .

"The phone case looks similar to the one that my friend Alaiah had . . . I dunno . "

She shrugged , turning her focus back to petting and scratching the unicorn , as she really had nothing better to do and was absolutely ADORING how cute he was .

"It kinda does . . . I can ask her about it , but knowing her she's probably already bought 5 new ones . . . "

eltingpony

Page was kind of like a cat- he'd lean into Alisia's touch, moving his head a bit so she'd pet certain areas, although it was a subconscious act based on the look of his face. He tapped at the phone, and it seemed it had some form of eye-scan verification, but took Page's irises well enough.

"Pretty sure it's a... human male's? What was the word? Based on the pictures." Truth be told, it seemed the phone belonged to an alternate version of Pete. Maybe he'd stolen the case or something, as it wasn't too feminine, and the little string at the corner seemed to have had a little toy on it once, but clearly had been ripped off. Some of the pictures included a shot someone had forcibly taken of Pete, photos of the club being pranked, a group shot of them at the cinema... The ponies probably hadn't connected the dots just yet.

But the strange part was that they were... Less unattractive. Jerry wasn't as skinny, even had a bit of muscle to him based on a particular shot showing his stomach, Josh had less fat. Bill and Pete were of average weight. Nearly all of their pimples were gone, and their outfits were more modern, too, all colorful. It was like some alternate universe where they actually liked each other and themselves.

But why was Page still a unicorn here?

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Jerry nodded , inspecting the phone a bit more .

"Looks like it'd belong to a Pete - er , Quill in your verse , but not MY Pete . . . "

Alisia giggled as Page leaned into the touches , carefully lifting the unicorn to lay in her lap as she sat down , petting him further in all the right spots .

"He's like a little kitty ! So cuteee ~ "

Jerry rolled his eyes , putting the phone aside .

"Dont patronize him , Ali . "

He sighed , looking back at Page .

"I didnt know interdimensional travel didnt shift your physical forms . . . Usually I change forms when I travel dimensions . "

Alisia looked up at Jerry , taking the phone from where he sat it down and looking through it .

"Looks like that weird Gen-Z dimension we went to once . . . "

"Gen-Z . . . ? "

eltingpony

"Yeah-- Buck, what's our names in the other verse, then? Apart from Blood Quill turning into Pete." Page sat down on Alisia's lap. It was kind of like having a young child sit down.

"Not a kitty. I'm a pony," Said the colt currently leaning into Alisia's hands. Soft like a kitty, too.

Page blinked for a second, then put a hoof to his chin, ceasing to lean into Alisia's touch as he thought. His horn got that little glow to it again, and he levitated out one of those old parchments and a quill, scribbling into it as he thought.

"Maybe it's something to do with... Buck, no, that's not it..." He'd scribble out things now and then with the quill, then levitated the ink pot close and dipped it in before scribbling again.

"Buck. I bet it's only because it's my first time travelling through the portal. What's a Gen Z? Oh, right, that's a human thing."

The phone features more than a few text messages. Seems like the gibberish one of the ponies tried to send out to whatever Josh this Pete was friends with wasn't able to send. Their group chat's called "milk incident".

The ponies themselves had attempted to take photos, apparently, based on shots of what one would assume are Parchment Pizzazz, Blood Quill- a batpony- and the softer-looking, longer-haired and tailed unicorn that is Star Novel.

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"Ah - well , I went from uh . . . Star Novel ? To Jerry , er - Jerome Titus Stokes Jr . Blood Quill when to Pete , or Peter Michael DiNunzio . Parchment Pizzazz went to Josh , or Joshua Aaron Levy . You went from Comic Page to Bill , or William Alan Dickey . "

He sighed and shrugged , rubbing his temples . Alisia continued petting Page , despite the leaning ceasing .

"You're a NIGHTMARE in this universe I swear . . . Flinging slurs at me just for being a woman . Im glad youre not like our Bill . . . "

She sighed , looking at the glowing of his horn and giggling .

"You ACT like a kitty . . . And you feel like one . . . "

She went silent for a moment before turning to Jerry .

"Can we keep him ? "

"Wh - no ! We cant keep a STRANGER ! "

He huffed , rolling his eyes . He looked at the photos on the phone .

". . . Doesnt really look like theyre from the gen-z verse though . . . Maybe a different one though . "

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Page let out a sigh, putting the parchment and quill back into his saddlebag, as he analyzed this. "Equestria's mostly mares. There's ways for mares to have foals without colts, even. So I'm surprised he's calling you slurs over that. Ponies are... We're naturally friendly creatures, unlike dragons or griffons. It's genetics. And culture."

He pulled himself away from Alisia, backing quickly. "Hey! No, you cannot keep me! Grown colt! With dick and balls! Not a foal in need of adoption or something! I drink cider!" He took a moment to regain his composure before he trotted over to the pond. Damn his half-Earth curiosity, he wanted to know what that pond could do to him. His hoof nearly touched the surface before he looked over at Jerry, as though asking for approval.

"I mean, I heard Quill- Pete came out in front of some sort of giant castle building? Like the School of Friendship. Maybe that version of the club are students there."

Then he paused, gazing into the reflection of himself in the pond, as though suddenly realizing something. A bit of sadness was in his eyes for a split second, though it's not like anyone could've seen it.

"What am I like? I mean, Bill. What's he like?" The difference was that Page was just a pony, so even if he was a bull's rear in their universe, he was nowhere near being an asshole in a human world. The emotions would never be the same as his human counterpart's. It was only natural for a colt that'd never met any other Page- Bill- Himself to wonder how he measured up.

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"Alot of the guys Jer is friends with hate women or see them as objects , i aint surprised . . . Glad Jer aint like that though . "

Alisia giggled , but was startled when Page suddenly leapt out of her lap .

"Sorry ! You're just so stinkin' cute , couldn't help myself ! "

Jerry sighed loudly , rubbing his temples before pausing to assess what he heard .

"Definitely not our verse or ANY I've been to . Ive never heard of a School Of Friendship before . "

He sighed , watching Page stare at the pond water for a moment before answering his question .

"Bill is uhm . . . Something . He doesnt really like anyone , argues over tiny things all the time , calls everyone slurs alot . . . He's terrible , but I still believe he can be better . . . "

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"Uh... Well, over in Ponyville, practically the whole town is mares." He tapped at the water, watching it ripple around his hoof in circles. "I guess I just don't see why you'd ever hate women. I mean, our rulers are all mares." Must be a good government.

"...So why don't you visit?" Page asked, scanning Jerry. "Your cutie mark's magic, you know. That'd probably be cool to see, since I don't think humans have cutie marks."

When Jerry brought up Bill, he couldn't help but say something in a bit of a weaker voice. Less confident. Ponies usually talked about their feelings with ease, but not Page. "...He probably does, but he just doesn't show it. And he probably can be reformed, but he just... Can't be better overnight."

"But whatever, that's out of my hooves. I might just go exploring..."

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"Yeah well , our 'rulers' here are mostly men . Our world isnt as colorful and cheery as yours . . . "

Jerry sighed . He looked a bit confused at the mention of cutie marks , raising a brow .

"Uh . . . Pardon me if this is a rude question but . . . What is a cutie mark . . . ? "

Alisia shrugged , rubbing her temples slowly .

"I highly doubt Bill can change . We've been waitin' 7 years for him to change but NOTHIN' happens . . . "

They both looked a little surprised at the mention of exploring , however .

"Let us go with you , so we can help keep you out of trouble , yknow ? Wouldn't wanna run into any goblins while youre alone . . . "

eltingpony

Page nearly let out a laugh, as though the question was unheard of, but then the corners of his lips dropped. "Right." He angled himself to show off his flanks, with an open comic book within a fire on them, and arched his head in what was distinctfully more of an elegant pose, aiming it a bit towards his right flank (which Jerry could see). One of his hooves were raised.

"These are cutie marks. Ponies aren't born with them, it's just your special talent, though it could mean your job like, uh, one of my neighbors Daisy has a daisy on her flank and she's good at growing them. She sells them, I think she helps some of the restaurants around town too?"

But they can also mean something like symbolism, a metaphor, like mine doesn't mean book-burning, it means I'm good at anything involving comics. I'm so passionate about them that it turns into a fire, a flame," He slammed down his hoof, a grin poking at his lips. "It means I'm THE greatest comic book fan in Equestria. And Celestia knows how good I am at making them, too."

"Yours is... Uh, you'll probably figure it out." Don't want to praise this stranger or his own friend back home.

"Yeah, that's probably for the best. If my mana pool runs out, I'll end up fainting, and I'm not a big fan of the prospect of death."

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He nodded , looking as if he was trying to absorb the information . Alisia knelt down , staring at the cutie mark in amazement .

"Oh my zod thats adorable . . . "

Jerry rolled his eyes and once again pulled her away from page .

"Once again , stop patronizing him . "

He sighed , turning back to Page .

"I suppose Magic would be my cutie mark if I were a pony . . . Alisia would be uhm . . . "

"Well , I'm a princess here so maybe it'd be something related to that ? "

"Probably . . . "

He shrugged , looking at Page .

"We'll have to get you some gear so the unicorns in this dimension dont get confused and try to stomp you to death . . . That happened with me before . . . "

He huffed , moving to his closet , realizing it was already open and the dress inside was visible .

He quickly tried to hide it , digging through the closet until he found a bunch of armor pieces , like a knights .

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"Kind of. It's more... Spell creation and casting." Leaving out the part where Star's Princess Celestia's pupil. Page nodded at Jerry's comment about getting him gear, as though he knew what that may involve before he couldn't help but grab the dress in his magic, pulling it out.

"What's this?" Page asked, admiring it. Mares- mostly in Canterlot- did wear dresses now and then, but it was pretty rare. And this dress seemed different from the more ballroom-esque wear most mares sported.

"Is it yours?" He asked, muzzle-deep in the end of the skirt as he looked inside.

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Jerry immediately panicked , trying to grab the dress away from Page .

"D-Don't touch that ! I-It's mine , yeah . Just - ugh don't touch it ! "

He started panicking a little . Alisia rubbed her temples at Jerry's panicking , taking the dress and handing it back to him .

"Sorry but uh . . . Dont touch his stuff . He panics over that stuff being taken . "

Jerry quickly shoved the dress back into the closet .

"A-Anyways . . . We should probably get these pieces fitted onto you . . . "

eltingpony

Page rubbed at his horn, wincing, as he felt the connection in his magic splitting for a moment, before looking back at Jerry. "It's just a dress. I don't see what the problem is," Page said.

The unicorn raised a brow, looking at the armor pieces, though. "How are you going to fit armor pieces onto a pony?" Ponies did have the royal guard, but that was completely different.

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