She Don't Wanna be Saved

kendra. 21. 98% mobile. senior sliding my way through life.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[jeanqrey]

I used to think of myself one way. But after this… I am something else. And still me, I think. But that’s not what everyone else sees.

[truthofherdreams]

+ bonus:

[fanonical]

i just love the idea that hermione granger had enough of a good reputation by third year that she was granted the power of legal time travel despite being 13/14 and had once deliberately set one of her teachers on fire?

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[ashks]

If there are Alola versions of pokemon, there should be Halloween versions too 🎃

[antoniporowski]

My Wedding

Husband: *Gives long 10 minute vow about his love for me*

Me:

[wavegrower]

beauty of simple

(obvious, ain’t it? explains that one)

[nadiaprogynova]

this post makes me fucking furious

[kurtadi-deactivated20210504]

[micdotcom]

Brain scans reveal what dogs really think of us

 Thanks to recent developments in brain imaging technology, we’re starting to get a better picture of the happenings inside the canine cranium.

That’s right — scientists are actually studying the brains of dogs. And what the studies show is welcome news for all dog owners: Not only do dogs seem to love us back, they actually see us as their family. It turns out that dogs rely on humans more than they do their own kind for affection, protection and everything in between.

What dogs are physically wired to notice about humans  | Follow micdotcom

[wowthing]

i am really on the verge of tears because i love dogs so much oh my god

[android1000]

[a-tribe-called-tress]

Yellow IS yuck

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

[amortizing]

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

unknown (via amortizing)

[thequarkside]

Has everyone heard the news of our newly discovered “mini moon”? If not, check it out: http://futurism.com/nasa-just-confirmed-that-earth-has-a-new-mini-moon/

[mythicgeek]

Ummm…

or many more like

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[goon]

cause of death: this tweet

[destinyrauhl]