[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

okay the luggage one got me

[adamferriss]

[enlite]

wait what is this it’s so beaut *__*

[prisonhannibal]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

[fakehistory]

Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)

[wormspeddler]

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

[catchymemes]

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[jasminnwbu]

this ain’t a scene, it’s a (and i can’t stress this enough) gah deh arh reh

[awwcutepets]

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

[cursedcatimages]

[unclefather]

mission impossible

[lumikinetic]

@staff I am in tears please let me reblog adverts I beg you

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

ESSENTIAL OILS IM CHORTLING

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[the-memedaddy]