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Emma and Tybalt
Emma M. Lion and Tybalt reading together. I am currently on book 7 of this top tier series. So excited to continue the journey. Painted this for the mini art show at my friend’s library!
Some young mandalorian Satine Kryze in these trying times?
PRIDE-ALORIANS
missed a chance to post it on pride but here we gooo
Tress of the Emerald Sea, if she were Genshin Impact character. I love Tress and her story. In some ways she is one of the most relatable Sanderson characters for me, but her story is also so wild and outlandish. I love the humor and whimsy of it. A toast to Tress!
Tristan Truebeliever the hobbit Cleric casting Sunbeam to defeat the demon prince
Jade and Moon flying towards the Indigo Cloud mountain tree in the Reaches. Two of my favorite flying lizard people as seen swooping back to their delightful home. After I finished the Books of the Raksura I just had to make something to celebrate the amazing story and mourn its end. I can’t express how much I loved the idea of living in a mountain tree and sleeping in a cozy bower. Thank you Martha Wells.
Szeth and Lift during that scene in Oathbringer at the battle of Thaylen Field
Work on my Armorer helmet for the Mandalorian movie is progressing nicely.
If Cosmere Characters worked at a coffee shop...
[Spoilers for Rhythm of War & Mistborn Era 1, technically! All other references should be safe.]
Let’s say the Cosmere characters lived in our world and worked as baristas. What would they be like in that role?
1. Kaladin: Keeps trying (in vain) to unionize with the other employees
Kaladin:Â I really thought we had it, that time.
Kaladin: I can’t believe I’m the only one who didn’t get fired.
Kaladin:Â AGAIN
2. Shallan: Makes the most gorgeous latte art you’ve ever seen
Customer: H-How did you make the flower 3D? It’s just MILK
Shallan:Â I learned it from a book!
3. Sarene: Is the queen of malicious compliance and working to rule
Sarene:Â Manager got on my case because the customer said the coffee was weak.
Sarene:Â I am using this scale to measure out the proper coffee amounts to the gram.
Sarene:Â These tweezers help.Â
4. Kelsier: The rumors of his firing were greatly exaggerated
Doug the normal barista: Uh, I’m pretty sure our new coworker Ty Decker is just Kelsier in a mustache.
Doug the other normal barista:Â Impossible! We saw him get fired!
Doug #1: I’m telling you, man! It’s like he can’t leave this coffeeshop!
“Ty” (to a customer): Hello would you like to join my secret club?
Doug #2 (whispering): And I’m pretty sure he’s in an MLM!
5. Adolin: Knows each customer by name (and flirts for tips)
Adolin: Janala! It’s so great to see you! You look gorgeous as always!
Janala: …
Janala: Is our date going to be just hanging out at your coffeeshop while you’re working?
Adolin: I-It’ll be fun; you’ll see!
6. Lirin: Refuses to apply upcharges
Lirin:Â No one should have to pay EXTRA for oatmilk!
Lirin: I’m just going to give this to you for free.
7. Steris: Has the employee handbook memorized
Steris: Actually, it’s illegal to ask Doug to start the coffee before he clocks in.
Steris:Â Employee handbook Section 3.7a.
8. Lightsong: Refuses to believe that he is a god (of coffeemaking)
Lightsong: Ugh, WHY are we always so much busier when I’m working?
Lightsong: I’m not even that good at making coffee!
Llarimar:Â People believe your coffee is the best in town.
Lightsong:Â The coffee maker does all the work!
9. Lezian: Keeps forming grudges against coworkers
Lezian: Every time someone else gets chosen for Employee of the Month instead of me…
Lezian:Â I make it my mission to see them FIRED before the month is OVER!
Kaladin: But that’s…always.
Kaladin: You’re not very good at your job.
Lezian: THAT’S IT
Lezian: YOU’RE ON MY LIST
10. Tress: Really just loves the cups
Tress:Â Oh! I love your travel mug!
Tress:Â Where is it from?
11. Vivenna: Gradually has all of her coffeeshop illusions shattered
Vivenna:Â Man, I really thought people would come in, order off the menu, and then wait politely for their drink to be made and delivered.
Customer:Â NINE SHOTS OF ESPRESSO! WHIPPED CREAM!
Vivenna:Â I have seen the darkest parts of humanity.
12. Hoid: Is somehow everyone’s previous coworker
Shallan: Wait, didn’t we work for UberEats together?Â
Kelsier: No, that’s the bastard who slapped me! In the middle of Walmart! While we were on the clock!
Kaladin: Huh? I think that’s the guy who always changed the radio station in the store I used to work at.
Steris:Â I think he did Lyft with my sister.
Vivenna:Â Are you sure? I thought he worked at a bookstore with MY sister.
Sarene:Â I think I recognize him from my last office job. He never really seemed to do anything.
Adolin:Â How old IS this guy??
13. Rock: Makes the coffee…very strong
Rock: This is how we drink it where I’m from!
Customer:Â M-My tongue is dissolving!
14. Jasnah: Doesn’t like coffee
Shallan: You don’t like coffee??
Jasnah:Â I do not.
Shallan:Â You work in a coffee shop!
Jasnah: I don’t try to convince others to dislike coffee.Â
Jasnah:Â But I do believe that it is an unnecessary contrivance that people depend too much on.
Shallan:Â I thought you pulled, like, constant all-nighters!
Jasnah: That’s just sheer willpower.Â
15. Silence: Takes safety rules very seriously
Silence: Hey!
Silence: Wash out that cut, put on a band-aid, and wear gloves! You can’t bleed around food!
Silence: T-turn off that stove! You shouldn’t leave an open flame if you’re not heating something up!
Silence: AND NO RUNNING!
I have a problem.
Made a meme
just had a winter storm so I stayed home and drew for 3 days
me every morning
OC from my first sci fi story. Celica Tan