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i require my omegaverse fanfics to have complex government and legal systems. ive got to be immersed in the world and its realism

#im shitposting at work again #because i think im funny #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #omegaverse #alpha beta omega

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BANG CHAN WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT

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ive come to the conclusion that stray kids simply must be too poor to afford their hardworking leader a proper shirt since he NEVER WEARS ONE and when he does wear one it is ENTIRELY FUCKING USELESS

#theres no other possible reason #im sure it isnt just that hes a whore #nononono #he would never #hes innocent #he hasnt ever written a song about sex #not in his whole life #i say all this with love and respect pls dont take me seriously #bang chan #stray kids #skz

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how many times will ody cry in this chapter?

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OEDIPUS?!!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

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ugh minos. fuck that guy. i hate that guy sm

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5 times is the final number. 5 times in one chapter

also why did we mention lovely ankles?

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no crying this time (shocking i know) but Ody stfu why did you need to talk for TWO PAGES STRAIGHT ABOUT THINGS WE ALREADY KNEW

Emperor Penguins have been declared an endangered species and i will rain hellfire on people (billionairee) until this is no longer

their chicks are drowning and they are no where near the only species suffering like this

the time for peace has long since passed. do something

#it is always okay to punch nazis #and other fascists #break the foot inside the boot that pushes you down #yes i am in a mood but i mean all of this anyways #climate change #climate crisis #fuck data centers #penguins

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descendants 3 had the best costumes. i really want to make some of them

the dress Mal gets proposed to in is STUNNING

also they finally got Carlos out of them fuck ass shorts (sorry i hate his outfits in 1 and 2 and its only because of the shorts)

and jay and harry are gay for each other so that also makes the movie. actually everyone is kinda all gay for eachother. i love multishipping. theyre all in love your honour

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oh and all the songs slap so hard and i will fight people on this 🤷

descendants 3 had the best costumes. i really want to make some of them

the dress Mal gets proposed to in is STUNNING

also they finally got Carlos out of them fuck ass shorts (sorry i hate his outfits in 1 and 2 and its only because of the shorts)

and jay and harry are gay for each other so that also makes the movie. actually everyone is kinda all gay for eachother. i love multishipping. theyre all in love your honour

#descendants #harry hook #uma daughter of ursula #gil descendants #mal descendants #evie descendants #carlos de vil #jay descendants #doug descendants #ben descendants

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harry hook and max hatter, yes please

#i relate to this very personally #they are 100% my type #my fictional type #tho i do love me a devoted man (harry hook haha)#max hatter #harry hook #descendants

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Chrisjen Avasarala, being the boss she is.

"My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven't been cynical enough."

Babes, same.

#chrisjen avasarala #the expanse #shohreh aghdashloo #boss bitch #personal goals #characters who inspire me #god i love her sm #and the actress too

BANG CHAN WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT

#what is in the air #i have nothing appropriate to say #about any of those photos #goodnight everyone #skz stray kids #stray kids #bang chan #skz

stray kids and ateez are playing in our fucking faces and im EXHAUSTED

#either collab or dont #assholes #im kidding i love them #theyre being so rude tho #as per usual #stay #stray kids #skz #skz stray kids #ateez #atiny #ateez atiny

i have long held the belief that you should be a bit in love with your friends. it makes for the strongest relationships. and this love can be romantic, platonic, a bit of both, whatever. it doesnt matter the type of love

i also believe thats this is why cis men tend to. on average. have friendships with much less emotional depth. they arent and would never be in love with their friends

friend groups that are primarily queer afab people are the strongest friend groups because everyone is just a little bit in love with each other

this is also how we get friend group incest. which is fine and more chill than people make it out to be. because if youre all a little bit in love with each other (as it should be) everyone understands and its super chill

of course its no always fine and chill and sometimes a friend group implodes but thats okay, stuff happens, people are people

but yeah in short be in love with your friends and tell them that you love them