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gaybichon

LMFAO

gaybichon

tunsoffestivepuns

and the biggest twist was that he in fact was not a straight boy but a GAY. VERY gay.

sheikahfication

You’d be horrified to know what my guardian angels do to me in my sleep and that’s fine

lycanscribe

Now when you say angels do you mean 'human being with wings" or "being behind your comprehension with eyes"?

sheikahfication

Idfk they just be doing some crazy ass shit and it scares me and I always wake up with a boner :(

correctopinionhaver

peachpaloma

SEVDALIZA // HUMAN I am flesh, bones. I am skin, soul. I am human. Nothing more than human.

purrrcrastination

gunsandfireandshit

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

gothcostco

From another article i read today 😭

hustlerose

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rincewindthecheese

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

lastvalyrian

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

nick-nellson

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

boccher

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot