Oh Geez

Senna || She/They || 26 ♣♦♠♥ For every Shake, Rattle, and Roll, there must an equal but opposite Jump, Jive, and Boogie

[64mpg]

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[minecraft-sex-mod]

just you wait, dude. just you wait

[slopforhogs]

Japanese boar (Sus scrofa leucomystax) with leucism

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[homoidiotic]

"The Lady Merlot" Female Mimics 1998

[gender-luster]

the world NEEDS more fat hairy dykes

[thesituation]

my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise

[thesituation]

won’t someone think of what people who shave have to go through? the 95% of afab people who shave? imagine the slurs they get called because they shave… that must be so hard…

[nintendometro]

Dr. Stewart’s ending from ‘F-Zero GX’ on the Gamecube.

[christianstepmoms]

Jerma off the shits

[littledeadling]

Tough childhood vs the golden child

[simkaye]

Incinerate ❤️‍🔥

[mercythokozaneminah]

I sure didn't mean to string you along.

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[littledeadling]

Horatio and Elethar at the castle

[angelofalls]

Fursona meets Reality (2021)

[miamaimania]

“Cows Up High” ~ Maharashtra, India ◆ They know where the ridge goes; we don’t

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"