no speak americano

ELVIRA CASTRO ventisette anni rivenditore di droga lealista della famiglia Castle "Never hate your enemies. If effects your judgement." - Mario Puzo

[elvira-castro]

”People post the absolute dumbest shit on social media...”

[stevenjackie]

[theanthonycastro]

“Maybe you should. Get the hell outta dodge and find a man to make a woman out of ya. You know ma would just love that.” 

[elvira-castro]

“Yeah. Because I only spent my entire life trying to prove to both our parents I’m more than just a baby making machine. Why don’t you settle down? You’re the older brother. Be my good example.”

[katiaccosta-deactivated20160312]

“Sadly? It’s as bad as the announcement of another world war.”

[elvira-castro]

“I can’t tell if you mean that sincerely or sarcastically, but it actually is.”

[msdaniparker-blog]

“Probably, yeah. But hey, the people on these shows are never usually too smart to begin with.”

[elvira-castro]

“I’d have to agree with you. Murdering anyone without having a clear thought out plan on how you plan on getting away with it is pretty stupid.”

[denise-oliver]

“Ditto! It’s honestly just… ugh, an atrocity. Glad to know there’s someone else who gets equally heated over the subject.”

[elvira-castro]

“I feel like if I didn’t get heated, I’d be betraying my Italian culture. Like when Domino’s started selling pasta.”

[vikanderr]

“That would be a sight to behold. Your mom would be able to put fear into their hearts. No one cooks like an Italian and no one is as vocal about when an individual ruins Italian food like them.”

[elvira-castro]

“She may only be 5′1′, but the woman still has the ability to put the fear of God into me. I’m can only imagine what she could do to people who don’t know how crazy she is...”

[erin-austin-blog]

Are you done yet? Or can you move along already?

[elvira-castro]

Yeah. I think so. You’re lack of response sort of dulls my desire to continue to torment you.

[audreyjxmes-blog]

“Yeah, it kinda makes me feel better about all the bad decisions I’ve made in my life. Word of advice? Don’t try it.”

[elvira-castro]

“If I had to choose between an excruciatingly painful death and eating a slice of Subway pizza, I’d choose death.”

[dominic-castle-blog]

“Oh how, practically plebeian of me not to recognize Johnny’s.” Dominic gave a shrug and a snatched the plate for himself. “I should, but I won’t,” he said with a smirk. “How much of this did you get?”

[elvira-castro]

Elvira stuck her tongue out at Dominic as he stole a slice, completely ignoring how immature it probably seemed. “You’re lucky I like you.” Elvira reached across the table for another slice, this one pepperoni. After taking a bite, she shrugged. “I couldn’t decide if I wanted plain or with pepperoni, so I ordered half and half.”

[elvira-castro]

theanthonycastro:

“I’m busy. What do you expect from me? I’m tryin’ to keep things afloat here. Madre non ti ucciderà. Tu sei il favorito.”

“And it takes about two seconds to pick up the phone and let Mom know you’re alive and well. Io non sono così il favorito. You know she asked me to move back home again?”

[elvira-castro]

dominic-castle:

“Are you going to continue sitting and drooling there in awe of a pizza or are you going to hand me that plate?”

“This is pizza from Johnny’s Pizzeria on 4th. You should say please because the fact that I’m sharing with you at all is almost entirely unheard of.”

[elvira-castro]

cora-hailcaster:

“I barely believed it myself when I heard. Subway should not be making pizza. Pizza should only be made by the mom and pa stores who have had these recipes for years or someone who knows what good food tastes like.” 

“My Ma makes the best pizza in the Northern Hemisphere. I’m just glad she moved back to Italy. If she saw this, I have no doubt she’d go on a rampage. And by rampage I mean walking into individual stores and screaming at employees in Italian.”

[elvira-castro]

vivcastle:

“I couldn’t agree more. Subway shouldn’t be making sandwiches, much less pizza.”

“It’s just depressing that an entire generation of kids who don’t know any better will think Subway pizza is good pizza.”

[dailyactress]

[elvira-castro]

vivcastle:

“I had heard rumors, but yeah, I guess it’s true if that’s what I think it is.

“I’ve officially lost a tiny bit more faith in humanity.”

[elvira-castro]

theanthonycastro:

“Johnny’s is nothing compared to Frankie’s, Elvi. I’ll defend the man until the day I die. And tell Ma that her boy’s a working man who can’t call home as often anymore. I’ll call this weekend.”

“Let me just make sure I’m understanding you correctly. You want me to call our mother and tell her you won’t call her until the weekend because of work. Ti sembro ho un desiderio di morte?”