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Dom tugged at the collar of his suit for what must have been the hundredth time that day. Looking down at his attire, he mumbled something that had been meant only for his ears.

❝–God I hate these things. Fuckin’ monkey suits.❞

Dani hadn’t intended to overhear the man muttering to himself, but as soon as sh could understand what he’d said, she couldn’t help but chuckle and reply. “At least you wear it well. Suits weren’t exactly made for freedom of movement.”

#con; dominic #chat #(shh its perfect)

rafikidahar:

“Sounds fun. Y’know, I’d almost feel bad about corrupting you if you weren’t already so fucking stoked about it.”

“Did you really just say you’d be the one to corrupt me? Oh, honey. That boat has launched.”

#con; rafael #chat #(nothing i do seems to fix this damn reblog)#(edit: there we go)

hankselleck:

“With all due respect, Miss Parker, I don’t believe ones physical state should determine their durability– in a sense. Still, your… candor and self-confidence is reassuring. I trust that business has been well on your side of the pond, as they say? I can’t recall ever sharing more than word with you, let alone a conversation of this length.”

“Sure, sure. I hear you.” Danielle waved a hand playfully. “And yes, actually. It’s been better than I’d hoped. Work keeps us busy, yeah? I’m glad we got this chance to really meet.”

#con; hank #chat

vivcastle:

“I guess I’ve just never experienced a love like that, here’s hoping I never do.”

“Amen to that. Everyone is so damn crazy nowadays.”

#con; vivienne #chat #(LMAO so topical viv)

elvira-castro:

“I’d have to agree with you. Murdering anyone without having a clear thought out plan on how you plan on getting away with it is pretty stupid.”

“It does get you less prison time, though, if you can convince them you didn’t mean it.”

#con; elvira #chat

katiaccosta:

“And that is why so many people are jumping into the bandwagon of studying psychology in order to determine why so many people commit to wrong doings that do not tend to make sense to those who are in the normal state of mind.”

“If they wanna dedicate their life to that, yeah. Could be cool. Getting to the root of people’s issues and solvin’ shit. Real life’s Criminal Minds.”

#con; katia #chat

darling-diya:

“Murder is insane. It’s unforgivable. Turn this garbage off,” Diya reached for the remote, shaking her head.

“Hey,” Danielle leaned in and swatted at Diya’s hand. “This is a good episode. Nothing interesting is on at this hour.”

#con; diya #chat

missmargotmontgomery:

“You’ve shown me enough. Anything more would be overkill and I’m not a fan of overkill.”

“And this is coming from the woman who appears to be trying to dissect my behavior after I expressed some curiosity. Miss Margot, I’m not your enemy. You’re not in an interrogation, relax.”

#con; margot #chat #(drea DAMN)

missmargotmontgomery:

“And a word to the wise, kid, don’t you ever reveal your hand of cards right off the bat. Then again,” Margot shrugged with the Devil in her eye. “At least I know that, at most, you aren’t stupid.”

“Okay, now that sounds like something a killer would say. Be subtle. Besides, I haven’t shown you nothin’.”

#con; margot #chat

sunfilledhalo

Excuse me. Pardon me. For your own safety, I advise you to step aside. Unless you like all that I am carrying to be dropped on your foot.

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“Hey, there. Sure you don’t need help with that? It’ll probably reduce your chances of letting it drop on someone.”

#con; stefanie #chat #(hehehehe)

audreyjxmes:

“Killing someone over adultery is insane, period.”

“That’s probably why the story wound up on Criminal Cases.”

#con; audrey #chat #(i went to type audrey's name and i started typing my password)#(are you trying to steal my information you wizard)

vivcastle:

“Truthfully, killing anyone for a reason as shitty as that is insane. I mean, he’s not getting away with it, they always look at the spouse first. What he should’ve done is divorce her and taken everything in the settlement.”

“Ah, but this was a crime of passion, as they called it. He was so torn up about it, it was one of those ‘if I can’t have you, no one can’ scenarios. Maybe he’d’ve followed your advice if he wasn’t so batshit.”

#con; vivienne #chat

elvira-castro:

“Probably would have just made more sense to off them both.”

“Probably, yeah. But hey, the people on these shows are never usually too smart to begin with.”

#con; elvira #chat

samueldahar:

“Very much so. My last three girlfriends have tried either lighting my clothes on fire (while I was wearing them) or wrecking my car. I’m terrfied of women at this point.”