HEY 🫵 #3.
I'm back with more Ulpianus nonsense. They're actually kissing this time. Maybe you'll like it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610174/chapters/163030723
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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HEY 🫵 #3.
I'm back with more Ulpianus nonsense. They're actually kissing this time. Maybe you'll like it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610174/chapters/163030723
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
drink water
Maybe do these in reverse order
Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!
i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.
whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it
i need to have more fun im so young like what
incredibly telling that i saw nothing but praise for the amazing digital circus until the audience got tricked into caring about a trans woman.
i feel bad as fuck for bugs you look weird and people just step on you
i feel bad as fuck for bugs you look weird and people just step on you
getting older
the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that
a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it
(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it
This is so real
HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS
yes ive been waiting for my moment
Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤
Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny