HEY 🫵 #3.
I'm back with more Ulpianus nonsense. They're actually kissing this time. Maybe you'll like it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610174/chapters/163030723
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HEY 🫵 #3.
I'm back with more Ulpianus nonsense. They're actually kissing this time. Maybe you'll like it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610174/chapters/163030723
[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.
I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt the reaction I was looking for.
so my slot was at the tail end of rush hour, and i got a fair number of listeners/callers who were on the way home from the office. And like, I had a lot of callers, who almost all wanted to request songs that really didn’t fit with the aesthetic. I had pitched a power pop show when i got my slot, but the callers were not having it; they invariably wanted classic rock.
this made sense in a way. if you think about the demographics of the people who listened to the radio for music in 2010 instead of their ipods or cds or whatever, you’d expect them to skew older right? accordingly, i quickly realized that almost all of the people who called to request songs were Dads of a Certain Age. It was honestly annoying at first - I’m all for most classic rock, but that wasn’t what the show was supposed to be.
And so one day, when i was feeling particularly annoyed with requests that just didn’t fit thematically, i came up with the joke that rapidly became the only reason I kept the show going. Per station rules, I had to play a certain number of pre-recorded PSAs during my show, and before I cut to one I was supposed to read out the song titles and artists for all the music i had played before the break. So this one day when i had to inform the world before the break that the song they just heard was, per a listener’s request, Hey Jude by the Beatles, I decided to do a goof. I said:
“and finally, that last song you heard was Hey Jude, which was of course written and performed by the Rolling Stones.”
I barely had time to get the ads going before the phone started ringing. See, I had been assuming people would realize i was making an obvious joke by claiming one of the most well-known Beatles tracks was a Stones song, but i had failed to consider that my listeners were mostly 55-70 year old dads who were irritated from a long day in the office.
And when those dads heard me, a millennial woman, get the artist of an extremely well-known beatles song WRONG???!
they HAD to call in to correct my ignorance. never in a polite way either, it was condescending and annoyed or nothing. and like, they were just SO personally insulted by my inaccurate reporting that it took a massive amount of effort for me to avoid cracking up during the call. I had never understood why some people would enjoy trolling random strangers on the internet before, but in that moment, I understood the appeal entirely.
obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen David Bowie.
the phone immediately began to ring.
“ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” one of the callers began, “DAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!”
“I thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?” I replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure.
I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start.
And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born.
@eduards-stuff I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format I started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.
My friends on campus knew that hay I was doing and enjoyed tuning in, but only one actual listener ever figured out what I was doing, and he was literally a random 30 year old guy from the netherlands with access to an early internet connection radio service. He was possibly my only actual fan. I only know about him because he went to the effort of making a skype and paying for international service so he could call in, and while I got a few calls from him, the first remains my favorite:
me: hi there, you’ve got TST-
him: *strained, wheezing dutch laughter*
me: hey, is everything o-
him: pfffHAHAHAAH YOU MAKE THEM SO MAD. THEY THINK SO LITTLE OF YOUUUUUUUU BUT THE MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FOOLISH! HA! HA! HA! YOU HAVE DUPED THEM!
me: sir i do not know you and i have never even seen you but i am in romantic love with you.
liebe das Wort vertan. ich habe etwas getan? Nein ich habe etwas VERtan tatsächlich. verkackt even.
„Was hat dich bitte radikalisiert?“
Danke, dass du fragst. 2006/2007 hat die Landesregierung Schleswig-Holsteins unter Peter Harry Carstensen (Ja, eine GroKo) versucht die Transportkosten für Schulwege auch bei schulpflichtigen Kindern nicht mehr zu tragen. In einem primär ländlichen Bundesland mit langen Schulwegen. Mein eigener bestand aus 5km Rad, 30 Minuten Zug und dann nochmal 2km laufen zur Schule. Während es bereits zu Protesten kam, mussten meine Eltern mich (13) und meine Schwester (10) hinsetzen und uns erklären, dass nur ich weiter auf dem Gymnasium bleiben könnte, weil sie sich die 80€ Monatskarte nur für eine von uns leisten konnten und meine Noten besser waren. Meine Schwester sollte dann auf die näher gelegene Realschule.
War recht prägend meine kleine Schwester und meinen Großvater -der aus finanziellen Gründen nach dem Krieg selbst nicht weiter auf‘s Gymnasium konnte- weinen zu sehen, bevor die Politiker zurückgerudert sind.
Liu Wei, Untitled, 2014-17, oil on canvas, 150 x 300 cm.
These popular pseudoscientific racial ideologies were at all times mediated by modern bourgeois notions of gender and sexuality. As Anne McClintock has argued, the invention of race and the project of imperialism were “fundamental aspects of Western, industrial modernity.” Because of this, gender, race, and class were (are) not distinct areas of experience. Rather, they “come into existence in and through relation to each other—if in contradictory and conflictual ways.” Italy’s politicians, novelists, scientists, journalists, travel writers, and other popularizers of race discourse routinely made use of sexual idioms to feminize and sexualize the South. One of the most popular tracts on the “two Italies,” Contemporary Barbarian Italy, published in 1898 by Alfredo Niceforo, called the people of Naples “dissolute and weak by nature,” a “feminine people.” Similarly, Ippolito Nievo, a writer and member of the nationalist troops during the “liberation” of the South, expressed the opinions of many of his fellow soldiers when he wrote, “The Sicilians are all women; they have a passion for tumult and drama.” The criminologists also argued that women’s deviance diff ered from men’s; and their studies on female criminal pathology advanced their belief that southern peasant women were naturally inclined toward crime, especially prostitution. To them, sexual deviance (which included homosexuality) was the result of madness, depravity, and poverty, each of which were considered inherent traits. In 1893, the same year the uprisings erupted across Sicily, Lombroso and Ferrero published these arguments in La donna delinquente (The Criminal Woman), one of their most influential texts. This work advanced their elaborate typologies of criminal behavior, on the basis of a racial classification that divided Italy into three sections—the Semitic (Arab) South, the Latin Center, and the Germanic, Ligurian, Celtic, and Slavic North—with the South inferior to the rest of Italy. It also proposed that southern Italian men, unlike their northern European counterparts, “were sexually precocious, wasting their lives in the pursuit and enslavement of women, rather than working for the ‘advancement of society.’” Thus, they eroticized the entire South and projected onto the region patriarchal power.
from Living the Revolution: Italian Women's Resistance and Radicalism in New York City, 1880-1945 by Jennifer Guglielmo
the semantic drift of the term "liminal" genuinely pisses me off and i know its petty. LIMINAL IS A TRANSITIONAL STAGE BETWEEN TWO STATES- OR. IF WE WANT TO WIDEN THE BOUNDARY HERE. IT COULD BE ON THE VERY EDGE OF BECOMING SOMETHING ELSE. just because something is abandoned doesn't mean its liminal. in fact, that shopping mall was MORE liminal when it was dying off and shutting down outlets every month than it is 5 years later when the space is fully abandoned.
Burnsy pets his wolf ~
peter thiel and clavicular
My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet
She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo
OK my dad also got it
DYLAN!
It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it
My fucking manager got it
These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.
prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak
im fucking crying
Fascinating categorization is happening here
i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever
ready for what the next week brings...
ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.
I like this post. Because it shows that sometimes, what at the surface sounds like reinforcement of the norm, is actually necessary for a minority that's not included in the norm.
Y'all have seen this post, right?
It was a vaguepost of a trans man who complained about feeling pressure to be feminine. Yet people refer to it completely outside of queer context.
what if it was called american happy story
The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi