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[elvish-sky]

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[elvish-sky]

really lovely watching the hobbit botfa appendices during Sir Ian McKellan’s last takes as Gandalf and knowing that he actually is getting to return to that character one more time

[theh0bbitt]

HOBBIT & LOTR ASK!

I have never seen a Hobbit/LOTR ask list, so here’s one I made!  Definitely send in an ask!  This is what it’s here for!

1. Who is your favorite Hobbit and why? 2. Who is your favorite Dwarf and why? 3. Who is your favorite Elf and why? 4. Which movie from the Lord of the Rings is your favorite and why? 5. What race in the series would you most likely be? 6. If you could pick one place in all of Middle Earth, where would you decide to live? 7. First character you fell in love with? 8. Character you cannot stand? 9. Which popular character do you not like as much as everyone else? 10. What’s your OTP in The Hobbit? 11. What’s your OTP in The Lord of the Rings? 12. Which actor in the movies do you think portrayed their character the best? 13. What would be your Middle Earth weapon of choice during battle? 14. Which one is better–the movies or the books? 15. Which movie from the Hobbit is your favorite and why? 16. Do you have a favorite Orc? 17. Favorite villain? 18. Favorite soundtrack out of the series? 19. Favorite song from any of the soundtracks? 20. How old were you when you first seen the movies? 21. How old were you when you first read the books? 22. What is your favorite part about the series? 23. What is a headcanon about any of the characters that you full-heartedly believe in? 24. Favorite gif from the series? 25. Character that you’d really like to clock? 26. Ever cosplayed as any character? 27. Ever been to a convention heavily focused on The Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings? 28. Funniest part about the entire franchise, movie, book, or real life? 29. What is your favorite quote from either the movies or the books? 30. Were The Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings your first fandom? 31. Least favorite part about the franchise? 32. Least favorite quote? 33. What’s your favorite fight scene between all of them (movies)? 34. What’s a headcanon or even something canon that you’ve heard that you really just cannot wrap your head around? 35. Why do you think you were so drawn to the franchise? 36. What about the franchise confuses you the most? 37. Do you like the fandom? 38. Are you apart of the fandom or are you just a fan of the franchise itself? 39. If you could say anything to the author, the characters, or the actors, what would it be? 40. How many times have you watched the movies? 41. How many times have you read the books? 42. Do you have any merchandise for the series? 43. What is the one thing that you never get tired of? 44. Overall, is the series good or bad?   45. Life-long fan, still figuring it out, or just passing through to see what the hype was about? 46. Last but not least, is there anything in the series that you would want to change?

[theh0bbitt]

adding some new questions ;)

47. The Fellowship or the Company?

48. Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White?

49. Is Sméagol a bad guy?

50. How do you feel about Tauriel?

51. Opinion on Tauriel x Kili?

52. Opinion on Tauriel x Legolas? Legolas x Gimli?

53. Which movie franchise would you rather be in?

54. Which movie overall would you rather be in?

55. Have you read the Silmarillion?

56. Pippin or Merry?

57. Sam or Frodo?

58. Kili or Fili?

59. Bilbo or Thorin?

60. Legolas or Gimli?

61. Legolas or Thranduil?

62. Bard or Thranduil?

63. Aragorn or Boromir?

64. Boromir or Faramir?

65. Arwen or Éowyn?

66. What’s your favorite headcanon for LOTR?

67. What’s your favorite headcanon for The Hobbit?

68. Honest opinion time: how do you feel about the Durin line? Was their death justifiable? If yes, then how so? If no, do you have an idea of what would have happened had Tolkien permitted them to live?

69. What Tolkien name would you give to a pet?

70. What Tolkien name would you give to a child?

71. Favorite actor from LOTR?

72. Favorite actor from The Hobbit?

73. If you could choose to save one of the characters from LOTR, who would you choose?

74. If you could choose to save one of the characters from the Hobbit, who would you choose?

[meteors-lotr]

Here’s a fact about me, I absolutely love ask games. I think it’s a great way to get to know someone you follow, and I always engage in them whenever someone does it

Which is why I’m surprised that I’ve never done one of this blog (At least I think, I’ve had it for a few years now lol)

So! I hope you guys will indulge with me, cause I love this franchise and I love talking about it

[elvish-sky]

PLEASE

[elvish-sky]

Aragorn : You have to apologize to Legolas

Gimli: Fine.

Gimli: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

[elvish-sky]

Aragorn : While I’m gone, Legolas , you’re in charge.

Legolas : Yes!!!

Aragorn , whispering: Gimli, you’re secretly in charge.

Gimli: Obviously.

[elvish-sky]

Aragorn: How do Merry and Pippin usually get out of these messes?

Boromir: They make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

[elvish-sky]

would just like to say i feel like it’s not discussed enough in canon OR fanon that voldemort found a deathly hallow and made it a horcrux?!

[elvish-sky]

Any apps for travel in Europe that show cheap flights/trains/buses? Leaving for study abroad in two weeks and want to start planning.

[elvish-sky]

adding that i will be based in france for the semester

[elvish-sky]

Any apps for travel in Europe that show cheap flights/trains/buses? Leaving for study abroad in two weeks and want to start planning.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[glysraya]

Max, to Daniel: Your Monday morning enthousiasm is creating a hostile work environment

[glysraya]

Sergio: So what's your costume for Halloween this year?

Kevin: I'm dressed up as an idiot

Nico, walking in: Here are the clothes you wanted to borrow

[glysraya]

Lando: I am, and I cannot stress this enough, stressed about my stress

[glysraya]

Oscar, walking in soaking wet: You're not aware of an alligator living in the pool in front of the Mclaren Technology Centre, are you?

Lando, not looking up: Was his name Julian?

Oscar: I don't know, we didn't exchange pleasantries

Lando: That's Julian

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Made this to use when appropriate but also in general 🙂‍↕️✨

Dedicated to the for profit non profit organization that apparently enforces rules using that wheel from wheel of fortune 🤷🏻‍♀️

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

[elvish-sky]

BOO it’s me i’m alive going to disappear into the void again potentially for two years whoops