So a lot of people think cut/fresh flowers are really expensive or decadent, and that itâs not worth buying them when theyâre at a reduced price because theyâll die within about a day and itâs still Too Expensive and like I just. I need to let you know that it isnât true and unless itâs a super special occasion and youâre going to an actual florist for an actual special bouquet you donât have to, nay shouldnât, pay full price for flowers ever.
I mean I can only really speak for the UK where you can get flowers in the grocery store which is naturally cheaper than a florist, and also where I always get mine, but the techniques apply to âanywhere one can obtain a bunch of flowersâ
If you take care of your cut flowers - which donât worry isnât hard - the slightly sad looking slightly wilty half price ones will STILL last you two weeks.
Observe:
Everything in that vase except the dark red flowers and the ivory roses was purchased, half wilted, in the reduced bucket an ENTIRE WEEK ago. The dark reds and ivories? TWO WEEKSÂ (I donât normally premade bouquets because they end up in the reduced less often and even when they do theyâre still more expensive than getting a few bunches of different types of flowers)
TWO. WEEKS. From a wilted half price âwe are become deathâ state.
Hereâs what it looked like a whole entire week ago when I put the new flowers in:
(the big yellow bastard in the bottom left is also from the previous week)
I mean theyâve still âhardly wiltedâ now and if I was so inclined I could leave it another couple of days, but this is normally the point at which I remove them and put new flowers in the gaps. Also, cut off the heads and keep them for a bath. Youâll feel So Fucking Fancy and it cost you nothing.
So how do you revive sad looking cut flowers, cheat the system, and have a permanent display of vibrant colourful BUT ULTIMATELY CHEAP AS SHIT flowers in your home?
1. Remove the leaves. You can remove all of them if you like but the most important thing is removing leaves along the length of the stem which will be in water. If leaves are submerged they will begin to rot and just kill everything. You can keep the ones that poke out above the vase for bulk and Oooh Pretty Green if you want, or not.
2. Trim the stems with SHARP and CLEAN (preferably steralised by dunking in some boiling water) scissors or a SHARP and CLEAN knife. Do so at an angle. Chances are you need to shorten the stems so they fit in your vase properly anyway, but doing this allows for better uptake of water and nutrients.
3. Use a CLEAN container. If thereâs a bit of grossness hanging around from previous flowers, scrub that shit out.
4. Give them cool water. I live in an area with very soft water so I donât have to do anything, but if you donât then either filtering it or letting it stand for a few hours first will help.
5. Use flower feed! Most bunches, at least over here, come with a wee sachet of flower food. If you DONâT get a sachet of feed you can MAKE YOUR OWN. Itâs super easy. You need 2 tablespoons of lemon juice, 1 tablespoon of regular white sugar and half a teaspoon of bleach (yes really) per 1 litre (quart) of water. You wonât need a whole litre, obviously, but you can keep it in the cupboard in a bottle or just scale down the recipe. Put a teaspoon (or two if you have a big pitcher style vase) in your water. Different flower types optimally need different levels of sugar and you can totally look up what that ratio is if you only have one kind (like all roses or something) but 1 tablespoon: 1 litre works well enough.
Now that your flowers are back to life, you can keep them looking good for a decent long while
1. Remove dead/wilted heads either as and when you see them or just like once a week (Iâm lazy, I just do it once a week)
2. Remove any leaves that are going the same way
3. Once a week, change out the water. Fish out any plant material that may have fallen in, rinse the container, put in new water and feed.
4. When youâre doing the water change, give the stems another small trim. Only 1cm (half an inch) or so, unless the bottom of the stem is going pale and a bit limp looking, in which case lop off as much of that part as you can whilst still being able to fit them in the vase properly. If they end up noticably shorter than the others, just keep those ones to the outside of the arrangement OR put them in the middle and use the other flowers to keep them propped up within the water so they appear the same height.
5. Replace removed dead flowers with ones from your next cut-price bunch. That way youâre a) keeping a perpetual but ever-changing bouquet and b) need to buy less flowers at once than just waiting for everything to die off and replacing the whole thing.
Cut flowers make me happy. Iâm sure having a nice beautiful bunch of colourful flowers in your room makes you happy too, and you absolutely donât need to spend a fortune to make that happen.
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