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Fwd: FW: MY SON

>>This is great, take a moment to read it, it will make your day! >>The ending will surprise you. >>Take my Son >> >>A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had >>everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often >>sit together and admire the great works of art. >> >>When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very >>courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father >>was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. >> >>About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the >door. >>A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. >> >>He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son >>gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to >>safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He >>often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out >>this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but >>I think your son would have wanted you to have this." >> >>The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by >>the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the >>personality of his son in the painting.. The father was so drawn to the >>eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears.. He thanked the young man >and >>offered to pay him for the picture. "Oh, no sir, I could never repay what >>your son did for me. It's a gift." >> >>The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to >>his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed >them >>any of the other great works he had collected. >> >>The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his >>paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the >great >>paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection. >> >>On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his >>gavel. "We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will >>bid for this picture?" >> >>There was silence. >> >>Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, "We want to see the famous >>paintings. Skip this one." >> >>But the auctioneer persisted. "Will somebody bid for this painting. Who >>will start the bidding? $100, $200?" >> >>Another voice angrily. "We didn't come to see this painting. We came to >>see the Van Goghs, the Rembrandts. Get on with the real bids!" >> >>But still the auctioneer continued. "The son! The son! Who'll take the >>son?" >> >>Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime >>gardener of the man and his son. "I'll give $10 for the painting." Being >a >>poor man, it was all he could afford. >> >>"We have $10, who will bid $20?" >> >>"Give it to him for $10. Let's see the masters." >> >>"$10 is the bid, won't someone bid $20?" >> >>The crowd was becoming angry. They didn't want the picture of the son. >> >>They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections. >> >>The auctioneer pounded the gavel. "Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!" >> >>A man sitting on the second row shouted, "Now let's get on with the >>collection!" >> >>The auctioneer laid down his gavel. "I'm sorry, the auction is over." >> >>"What about the paintings?"

>> >>"I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a >>secret stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that >>stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be >>auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, >>including the paintings. >> >>The man who took the son gets everything!" >> >>God gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on the cross. Much like the >>auctioneer, His message today is: "The son, the son, who'll take the >son?" >> >> >>Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything. >> >>FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, WHO SO EVER >>BELIEVETH, SHALL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE....THAT'S LOVE >> >>Please send this to ten people and back to the one who sent it to you. >> >>Do whatever you like, but remember that maybe "one" of the people you >>might have taken the time to send this to, may be just the person who >>needs to hear this message. You have a choice to make." >> >>God Bless

#fwd #religious

Fwd(2): Fwd(2): Loopy Applefanny

Sinai,

Thisn is sooo funny! Pass it on to your friends!

Laughter is good for the soul!

this is toooo funny. my new name is in the subject box

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore >> and ruin it. Send >> it on to everyone you know, including >> the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you >> have a stressful day or week, you need some >> silliness to break up >> the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more >> stressful days >> than not. Here is your dose >> >> Once you have your new name, put it in the >> Subject box and forward >> it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't >> forget to forward it >> back to the person who sent it to you, so they >> know you >> participated. And don't go all 'adult' ... my >> niece's senior manager >> is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. >> >> The following in an excerpt from a children's >> book, "Captain >> Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor >> Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor >> forces everyone to >> assume new names.... >> >> Use the third letter of your first name to >> determine your new first >> name: >> a = poopsie >> b = lumpy >> c = buttercup >> d = gadget >> e = crusty >> f = greasy >> g = fluffy >> h =cheeseball >> i = chim-chim >> j = stinky >> k = flunky >> l = bootie >> m = pinky >> n = zippy >> o = goober >> p = doofus >> q = slimy >> r = loopy >> s = snotty >> t = tootie >> u = dorkey >> v = squeezit >> w = oprah >> x = skipper >> y = dinky >> z = zsa-zsa >> >> Use the second letter of your last name to >> determine the first half of >> your new last name: >> a = apple >> b = toilet >> c = giggle >> d = burger >> e =girdle >> f = barf >> g = lizard >> h = waffle >> i = cootie >> j = monkey >> k = potty >> l= liver >> m = banana >> n = rhino >> o = bubble >> p = hamster >> q = toad >> r = gizzard >> s = pizza >> t = gerbil >> u = chicken >> v = pickle >> w = chuckle >> x = tofu >> y = gorilla >> z = stinker >> >> > > >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to >> determine the second half >> of your new last name: >> a = head >> b = mouth >> c = face >> d = nose >> e = tush >> f = breath >> g = pants >> h = shorts >> i = lips >> j = honker! >> k = butt >> l = brain >> m = tushie >> n = biscuits >> o = hiney >> p = chunks >> q = toes >> r = buns >> s = fanny >> t = sniffer >> u = sprinkles >> v = kisser >> w = squirt >> x = humperdinck >> y = brains >> z = juice >> >> >> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is >> Goober >> Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie >> Liverbiscuits. >> >> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as >> the subject. And >> remember that children laugh an average of 146 >> times a day; adults >> laugh an average of 4 times a day

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Mean Moms

Mean Moms- Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough . . to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home.

I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep.

I loved you enough to make you go pay for the bubble gum you had taken and tell the clerk, "I stole this yesterday and want to pay for it."

I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.

I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect.

I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it.

Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.

Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches. And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from what other kids had, too.

Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She had to know who our friends were, and what we were doing with them. She insisted that if we said we would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.

She always insisted on us telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!

Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn when they drove up. They had to come up to the door so she could meet them. While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16.

Because of our mother we missed out on lots of things other kids experienced. None of us have ever been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.

Now that we have left home, we are all educated, honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean parents just like Mom was.

I think that is what's wrong with the world today. It just doesn't have enough mean moms! PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MEAN MOTHERS YOU KNOW. (And Their Kids!!!)

#fwd #family

Fwd: WHAT IS LOVE?? (DO NOT DELETE!)

This has come through before, but worth reading again.

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes.

What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy -age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an imagination) Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.

Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen.

Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life. P. S. Five is good, but more is better

#fwd #love

RadioDisney.com Sweepstakes Entry Notification

Dear Parent or Guardian of sinai,

Your child has just logged in at RadioDisney.com to enter a Radio Disney Sweepstakes.

In order for your child to enter Radio Disney Sweepstakes you must also validate your child's entry with a telephone number. The reason why we ask for a phone number is to contact you and your child only if they are the winner of the Sweepstakes. The Winner will be notified by phone and announced on-air. This is the only reason you would ever be called. All responsibilities of the Winner will be assumed by parent/legal guardian. To validate your child's entry you must click on the following link to give permission for your child to enter, and then provide us with your phone number via one of the four validation points:

#sent this to myself to bypass my mom #didn't win

Fwd(3): Angels

This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, he saw me, and he

asked: My child, what is your greatest wish for today? I responded: "Lord

please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family

and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much". The

love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginnings but not its end.

This message works on the day you receive it. To some it may sound dumb,

but the person who sent this to me was impressed with the time. Let us see

if it is true. ANGELS EXIST, but some times, Since they don't all have

wings we call them FRIENDS, SUCH AS YOU. Pass this on to your true

friends. SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY AT 11:11 IN THE EVENING.

SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, SOMEONE

WILL CALL YOU BY PHONE OR WILL SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE

WAITING TO HEAR. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN; SEND IT TO A MINIMUM OF 7 People

.May God continue to bless you!

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A Picture Share!

>Subject: Fwd: A Picture Share! >Date: Tue, 10 May 2005 18:37:35 -0700 (PDT) > >Sinai got glasses! > >Note: forwarded message attached. > > >---------------------------------

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Tell Sinai that she looks so cute in her glasses.

A Picture Share!

>Subject: Fwd: A Picture Share! >Date: Tue, 10 May 2005 18:37:35 -0700 (PDT) > >Sinai got glasses! > >Note: forwarded message attached. > > >---------------------------------

#fwd #personal

Your friend has sent you a message about Miranda Manicuranda!

Your friend nia just found Miranda Manicuranda and thought you would want to do a manicure of your own! You can choose your nail shape and try out all kinds of cool nail polish patterns. Click on the link below (or copy and paste the link into your Web browser) to check it out!

http://psc.disney.go.com/disneychannel/lizziemcguire/style/manicuranda.html

And don't forget to watch Lizzie McGuire on Disney Channel!

P.S. Please do not respond to this e-mail. If you want to send Miranda a message, visit her page in the Lizzie McGuire site!

©Disney

#fun #friendship

Fwd: Omg!!!

Do This! Its hysterical!! It works!! I HAD TO SEND THIS ONE! YOU'LL SEE WHY AT THE END. An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The saleslady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So, the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around. But the Sales lady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the the sales lady and said, " Put your hand inside here ".. The Saleslady shook her head. " NO " , she said, " there is probably something in there that will bite me! " . "I promise you there is nothing in here that will bite you," the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed. To find out what was inside the container you must send it to at least 8 people. When the computer says your mail has been sent, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

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Fwd: (Knock, Knock)

>(Knock, Knock) > >I knocked at heavens door this morning, God asked >me... My child what can I do for you? > >And I said, Father, please protect and bless the >person reading this message... God smiled and >answered... Request granted. > >If you believe, send it to seven persons and the >one who sent it to you. By doing this you have >succeeded in praying for eight people today. > >Have a blessed day!

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Why I like Bobby Jack

Bobby Jack Products- about 5 Where I buy them-JC Penny Why I should win the iBod-I think Bobby Jack is the cothing god. He is so awesome and he makes me unique. He's easy to love and with the iBod, it would be part of my collection of Bobby Jack things and another reason to love him and buy more of his stuff. Without him, cloting would not be the same.

Sinai Sampson-Hill

#bobby jack

E-CARD from Julia

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Fwd: FW: Sadness and despair

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny.

Now send it on to someone else and make them smile!

#fwd #shut up you know its funny

locker

hey here is my locker sheet. you might want to print it out cuz its messy and hard to see on the computer. talk to you later

sinai

p.s. did you get my other email? about the website?

#personal

Fwd: FW: Chinese Horoscope

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT!!!

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT 4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in

8, 9, 10, & 11 6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF

10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK

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Fwd: Beans

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.

Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on."

She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!! Now forward this to all of your friends who deserve a good laugh!!! .........\\\/// .........{@@} ...oOOo(_)oOOo....

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