look who’s inside again

kelli / 26

[psychicpinenut]

BO BURNHAM: INSIDE (2021) dir. Bo Burnham

[clickbaitcowboy]

bo burnham eye studies

[embarrasment]

damn I just found my login for this shit and it still says I’m 24. I turn 27 soon.

anyway wassup? I’ve returned with a crippling Bo Burnham obsession and alcoholism

[obamasnow]

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

[obamasnow]

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

[deadsarious]

me as a parent

[brittface]

March 1992 - Me enjoying my 4th birthday party … By myself … Eating Filet-O-Fish with a knife and fork …

This picture amuses me to no end.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Erika moen and her husband vs grimes and elon musk tag team deathmatch

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Winner gets to fight john lennon’s reanimated corpse and yoko ono

[elysean]

                                                    You were the best of them.

[embarrasment]

I get drunk and order 128 oz of olive oil because we’re almost out and apparently I never want us to run out of olive oil ever again

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[endangered-justice-seeker]

We need our own media outlets, I’m honestly tired of seeing this type of garbage.

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[hobnob-69]

How is your husband?

He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week

[the-real-santino-rice]

That was two weeks ago

[hobnob-69]

Oh god no let me go check on him

[hobnob-69]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[clitorous]

[cactusdad-deactivated20130719]

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels