gaslight gatekeep girlboss

i'm noah and this blog may be dead

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[logarto]

threatening animals isn't funny

do you think I have any actual intention of carbombing a hamster ball

[obamasnow]

no offense but tumblr feels literally slow as hell now. why does it take 8 years to load my activity graph that has like 6 notes over the last month

[obamasnow]

whats up whores i haven’t logged into this account in YEARS

twitter discourse has inspired my triumphant return

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

[winemom-culture]

[zizibutik]

that smile after "i live in the area" is a ranged spell that send you into rage

[obamasnow]

hey bitches

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kristina100000]

im really about to act up.

[bambismom]

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

[gaypussyretard]

[kaijuno]

[blendedofficial]

I want to die

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

[heathermason-deactivated2024072]

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[catgirl-crimes]

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[threesideddream]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[reginaldqueribundus]

this is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen

[zog-agent]