to the tune of Teenagers by MCR:
🎵 little white dog is coming over for tea
🎶 they say he’s a mutt but he looks fancy to me
🎵 so pour him a cup
🎶 cause he’s a good little pup
🎵 will he do good behavior?
🎶 let’s see

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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to the tune of Teenagers by MCR:
🎵 little white dog is coming over for tea
🎶 they say he’s a mutt but he looks fancy to me
🎵 so pour him a cup
🎶 cause he’s a good little pup
🎵 will he do good behavior?
🎶 let’s see
He just helped me rescue the cub. Right. But...
AND THEN ELPHIE DOES THE EYEBROW THING
whenever a restaurant's menu is a pdf you have to download instead of just being a normal page on their website i want to start waterboarding their web designer
This and also when the “Menu” link takes you to a third-party food ordering site.
Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.
he just wants to fly like the other familiarrsssssss 😭
I love him 🥹
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber
hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction
the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip
Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)
this looks like the same party
they’re shouting back and forth across the club
There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year, I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.
The English: 1x01 vs 1x06
Lady Cornelia Locke & Eli Whipp in The English (2022)
me and the girls who still use tumblr in 2022
me and the girls who still use tumblr in 2022
me and the girls who still use tumblr in 2022