dig up the bones but leave the soul alone

Hi, I'm Lorna. 29.

[ember-on-the-wind]

I hate it when I'm right. It figures as much.

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

[lostalive]

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

[johannesviii]

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

Some years ago, I sat up suddenly and kind of jumped - still asleep. My partner was awake and addressed me by name. I said, “what is that?” He said “um, your name.” I apparently muttered something about “not again” and went back to sleep.

[verylostpenguin]

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

[kaijuno]

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

[miseryjonez-deactivated20180522]

This one??

[kaijuno]

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

[kaijuno]

F O U N D    I T

[ember-on-the-wind]

Another glance, another dance, another set of heartstrings tied in knots. Does it ever end or is it just the flow of decadence? Is it even real, or is it just one more body to add to the pile?

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

[sauvamente]

This is so fucking wack

[hundondestiny]

You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. You’ll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return y’all get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole “but Snapchat doesn’t allow adult content!” is fucking weak because I’m sure y’all still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.

I don’t even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that y’all feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up people’s livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time y’all need any assistance everyone spits in your face.

[twinkle-pistol-blog]

It’s been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like “I respect all women! Why don’t they like me!?” 🙄

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . i’ve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .

[kahtiihma]

and of course they aren’t out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. it’s pure hatred of women

[holy-shit-look]

The incel army CAN’T report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

[prettyvixenavenue]

[stability]

[poetical-irony]

my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

[sarahmackattack]

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

do not poke, am just normal rok begone

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[bewvitched]

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

[ithelpstodream]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[taylorbrownok]

[hellenhighwater]

this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

[starcrossed-sky]

y'our

[bigbaywindow]

I love the recent culture shift on here where the hip cool funney public persona changed from “lol I’m so depressed I’m a piece of trash nobody loves me lmao” to “i am a humble gremlin, and i will suplex god for his transgressions”