i’m a wolf. bites you.

it/dog/she | early 20s | ΘΔ | 18+

[emberdothound]

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[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

everyone loves me because of the gifts of hair I leave all over the furniture

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

because of this post a large number of girls seem convinced that i am their cat. and i just want to say that that's not true.

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[emberdothound]

winedrunk as fuckkkk. my princessly manner is taking over

[emberdothound]

You Will Bring Me A Treat. Now.

[softbodydamagetolerance]

Suicide Bomber by utanhole (2024) utanhole.studio.site/ (via)

[emberdothound]

winedrunk as fuckkkk. my princessly manner is taking over

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[thedeliaishere]

Princess brainwashing. Princess training and conditioning. Princess mind control. Princess abuse. Wonderful Princess activities

[thedeliaishere]

Princess please.

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[orthoscheme]

[orthoscheme]

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[bungerc0re]

the demon princess (malice in her heart, no altruism) would like to curl up on your lap for a few hours

[graywalf]

the snoofing

[mikufanclub]

tekkie