Physical being of chaos

I'm a shit human being. Carry on.

[embodimentofautism]

Hehe, personal story time

Hey all! As you might not know I’ve been inactive for the past couple months. This is because of a lot of reasons, which I will tell you about in a shitty bullet list.

1. Covid

I got covid. I’m fine now, but for the past month and a half I’ve just been feeling like shit. Uninspired, unmotivated, and not really able to bring myself to write as usual. My projects have been noticeably shittier and more reminiscent of the ramblings of a madman. I just couldn’t apply myself to anything other than making chicken broth and watching Law & Order reruns.

I’m hoping to get back to work when I recover from this, which thankfully seems to be coming soon. I’m past the contagious period by now (since it’s been a full month since my test), so hopefully I don’t feel like a sack of shit soon? Dunno.

2. I just have tapped out

Lately I’ve just run out of ideas for comedy, for writing, and for le epic funny memery. I think this sort of stems from the covid shit but this sort of stretched longer out before I got covid.

I hope this stops affecting my work, but I’m not sure at all when that’ll happen.

3. I’ve got a new idea and I can’t seem to brick it

I had an idea in January to write a book about sci-fi shit, like ftl travel, teleportation, and the usual list, right? Here’s the shit. Dimension creation. Pop a list of criteria in a machine and bing bang boom you have a new fucking dimension. You can teleport in and out using either a module on a spaceship or a standalone machine. 

I’ve had this idea for a while now but I just can’t put it to paper. I have it all in my head. Interdimensional drug trade and all. I just can’t write it down or organize it. 

Anyways that’s the current state of my life right now. Hope ya fuckin enjoyed, and stay tuned for some content not unlike a train hitting a dumpster on fire.

[embodimentofautism]

[embodimentofautism]

[embodimentofautism]

[kaijuno]

What order do the planets go in? And you better include Pluto as a planet!

Pluto isnt a planet fuck you and any astronomer would agree with me

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

Anything that revolves around it's host star and is round from gravitational density is a planet, and I will die here with my Pluto.

[kaijuno]

nope!! pluto doesn't even clear its orbit and its a terrestrial planet out in a field of gas giants where it clearly doesn’t belong also it’s moon doesn’t even orbit it, it orbits a space between pluto and cheron because it suckkkkkssss

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

Too bad! Round!

[kaijuno]

im going to crush you into a ball and throw you into space whos a planet now

[embodimentofautism]

It is I, a dipshit who knows nothing about science, and is looking all this up on google.

Technically by your standards anoma, an asteroid would be considered a planet if it’s round, which asteroids rarely are round, but that’s not the point. 

Then again gravity could be acting on the cluster of asteroids in a belt since if you have enough of them they’d eventually become dense enough collectively to have some gravity. 

[embodimentofautism]

Then again if I throw an atom dense enough into space that it would orbit the sun, if such an atom were to exist, that would be considered a planet by your criteria, but it really isn’t. I think planet depends on volume, mass, and orbital velocity, but I’m not %100 sure about that since I never got past an elementary understanding of planets and my brain is square

[kaijuno]

What order do the planets go in? And you better include Pluto as a planet!

Pluto isnt a planet fuck you and any astronomer would agree with me

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

Anything that revolves around it's host star and is round from gravitational density is a planet, and I will die here with my Pluto.

[kaijuno]

nope!! pluto doesn't even clear its orbit and its a terrestrial planet out in a field of gas giants where it clearly doesn’t belong also it’s moon doesn’t even orbit it, it orbits a space between pluto and cheron because it suckkkkkssss

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

Too bad! Round!

[kaijuno]

im going to crush you into a ball and throw you into space whos a planet now

[embodimentofautism]

It is I, a dipshit who knows nothing about science, and is looking all this up on google.

Technically by your standards anoma, an asteroid would be considered a planet if it’s round, which asteroids rarely are round, but that’s not the point. 

Then again gravity could be acting on the cluster of asteroids in a belt since if you have enough of them they’d eventually become dense enough collectively to have some gravity. 

[embodimentofautism]

Why did I just open tumblr to millions of posts talking about someone named UA

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[blizzardofjj]

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

[ms-demeanor]

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/

[impulsivexcreator]

NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺

God fucking damnit 

This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now

IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.

[mustard-cookie-moved]

It’s done nothing to my acc (I use firefox with uBlock and noscript unlike 90% of the internet)

Do not click the link without a script blocker! Do not click the link without a proper adblocker! Do not browse the web without Firefox!

Also, it’s not a virus, it’s a phishing link, just have protection active and it’ll be safe. The site looked ad-free for me and shit and uBlock blocked only a few things but DO NOT turn it off in any case.

[impulsivexcreator]

^ REBLOG THIS VERSION ACTUALLY

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

HOLY SHIT someone @ mentioned me in that post, i’m so glad i didn’t click on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. even if doesn’t get into your account just by you clicking on it, please be safe!

[bread-of-death]

Wait wait so I figured this was ya know, important virus avoiding stuff, but what actually is the post??

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

the post will look like this. i think if your account gets hacked, it’ll make you @ mention your followers in the post. 

so i’ve definitely seen worse viruses (like ones that spread more easily by even viewing the post, or ones that force you to post worse stuff, or of course- getting a hold of your actual personal inromation and doing that shit from there,) but it’s still something to be aware of.

[bread-of-death]

Thanks a ton!

[gaymoods]

HOLY SHIT

[mrandomshitsandwhich-deactivate]

reblogging this one because it actually shows the post to adoid

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

ALRIGHT I’VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS GIVING AN UPDATE BUT SERIOUSLY-

do not interact with the post. at all. my account just got hacked about 20-30 minutes ago. i didn’t click on it, so i think there are actually people behind this. which makes it a shit ton harder to avoid getting hacked. do not interact with the post.

[thefatedflowerchild]

Oh shit I got @ in this twice by someone but then it vanished, I had no idea! Please be careful people!!!!

[meowthefluffy]

Oh that was a virus!??!??!

[wheresvirgilsspidercurtainstho]

My main blog actually got tagged in this, just a warning for you all!

[fandom-ed]

Ohmygod YESS

It happened to me JUST now and i got tagged in the post by a mutual but i knew it looked shady so i didn’t click.

PLEASE BE SAFE KIDDOS

[i-could-bee-an-angel]

Omg please don’t click on this I just got tagged by someone I follow but I didn’t click on it.

[sky-is-nervous-deactivated20210]

reblogging again since i clicked on the post but not link, and im not sure what counts as an interaction to viruses at this point.

DO NOT INTERACT

[dustsculptures]

[kaijuno]

hi uh, fuck that person who said weed is a salad it isn't??? you don't eat weed with other things or like, dressing, you also DON'T EAT JUST STRAIGHT UP WEED?? like with a FORK????

You don’t?

[embodimentofautism]

WEED WITH RANCH

WEED WITH RANCH

[embodimentofautism]

WEED SALAD:

INGREDIENTS:

WEED

RANCH

CROUTONS

OLIVES MAYBE IF YOU’RE FEELING LIKE GETTING HIGH AND PUTTING THEM ON YOUR FINGERS

PREPERATION INSTRUCTIONS:

LIGHT THE WEED ON FIRE, GUZZLE RANCH, USE OLIVES AS GOD INTENDED, CRUSH CROUTONS INTO FINE POWDER AND SNORT

KNOW THAT NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS EXPERIENCE AWAY FROM YOU AND YOU MAY ONE DAY LOOK BACK ON THIS MOMENT AND REALIZE YOU REALLY FUCKED UP

[kaijuno]

hi uh, fuck that person who said weed is a salad it isn't??? you don't eat weed with other things or like, dressing, you also DON'T EAT JUST STRAIGHT UP WEED?? like with a FORK????

You don’t?

[embodimentofautism]

WEED WITH RANCH

WEED WITH RANCH

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

12 yr old ed writing a letter bragging to winry about how easy the exam was for him with his Very Obviously Twelve Years Old handwriting made me experience some emotions

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

AAAA

[screeeech]

[r4cs0]

Wait…he could’ve still used his metal hand to write no??

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

🤔🧐

[embodimentofautism]

Haven’t there been people who have had implants in the middle ages who could still write with their amputated hand

[embodimentofautism]

Yeah gotz, this bitch right here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen#Life

Dude had a fuckin metal hand because his hand got cut off by his own sword when a , and y’know what he did? He wrote poetry. If that isn’t the best thing I’ve ever heard I don’t know what is

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

12 yr old ed writing a letter bragging to winry about how easy the exam was for him with his Very Obviously Twelve Years Old handwriting made me experience some emotions

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

AAAA

[screeeech]

[r4cs0]

Wait…he could’ve still used his metal hand to write no??

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

🤔🧐

[embodimentofautism]

Haven’t there been people who have had implants in the middle ages who could still write with their amputated hand

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn’t call yourself indian if you aren’t indigenous :)!

[april]

same energy as this

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

casserole is literally the worst food ever invented

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

what the fuck is this? do people really eat this and enjoy it?

[aberrantemotion]

That’s casserole?

[embodimentofautism]

THAT’S NOT CASSEROLE THE FUCK ARE YOU ON--

[embodimentofautism]

[the-worm-man]

Pleying minecraft... make ender portal... hehe

[the-bone-thief]

[embodimentofautism]