Crack, Frolicking, and Embrace the Gay

Coming back on tumblr..... having a hit list..... and really learning how the fuck to spell half the things I try to type on here..... well shit.... I might just be high as fuck with all the crap i do. ----- I'm fabulous. I'm Awesome. And I'm a great listener when I have food, water, and some earplugs.

[wuedtion-blog]

Please don’t leave your lunch bag behind.

[wuedtion-blog]

holytrinityofpunk

[inanimatedan]

It should work, right?

[cruelladatrille]

WHY

[grapeson]

NOT OKAY.

[rifa]

OH GOD WHY

[embracethegayandfrolic]

I AM NOT O-KAY

[digg]

[deathheaven-blog1]

I will notice that shit straight away and I will beat your ass

[starrlesscity]

kenzie yo: dang patrick 

[motegs]

By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!

[jordanjoze]

aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon

[cinders-and-snow]

I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.

[abs-gabs]

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

[deathtasteslikechicken]

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

[elusivebovine]

I will never not reblog this

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

[smalltownboymp3]

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

[did-you-know]

Source 

[norahmayberry-deactivated201712]

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

[catbountry]

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

[camwoodstock]

Welcome to my state, everybody.

[lookingfortheman]

Awwww this is perfect !!!!!!! 

[embracethegayandfrolic]

<3

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[ganjaginga]

[crgasmic]

more romantic/soft porn here

[toxzen]

dedicated to my dad who said, after watching big hero 6, that movies like ‘that’ aren’t as emotianlly as engaging as movies set in nature, like pocohontas

[embracethegayandfrolic]

-sob-

[embracethegayandfrolic]

Wenis

is the new

Penis

someone make me a shirt of this plz- thanks.

[onawingandaswear1]

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

[mechanical-jewel]

Your dad is awesome and cosplay is for everyone!

[iamladyloin]

Steve Rodgers just wished he looked that good

[tpolisher]

NO SUCH THING AS TOO OLD TO COSPLAY!!

[boostedmegmain]

HAVE HIM DO IT!

[engagethemusesmotherfucker-deac]

Don’t let age stop you from doing

anything!

[embracethegayandfrolic]

cosplay 4 ever.

[embracethegayandfrolic]

No I'm not a stalker, I'm just a ninja

When I see a hot or cute guy...

I can't help but to smile. :D

And wonder if he is single

nah, not for me. for my love of shipping people. <3

[kawaii-blogger-sam-deactivated2]

IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN... REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

[nut-extractor8k-deactivated2017]

1. Crazy 2. I’d marry you 3. I’d date you 4. Sarcastic 5. I miss you 6. I’d kiss you 7. Beautiful 8. Smart 9. Imaginative 10. Random 11. Jerk 12. Funny 13. Awesome 14. Amazing 15. Tough 16. Cute 17. I’d hit you with a bus 18. I love you 19. Weird 20. Friends forever 21. Marry me 22. You’re mine 23. I never want to lose you

No one calls me a chicken

[aph-bruh-deactivated20200116]

I’ll be seeing a lot of 17’s in my inbox

[vhixxen-deactivated20150426]

bring it on

[embracethegayandfrolic]

i bet no one will even inbox me -sob-

[usenowayasway]

[hall666oates]

Fuck those kids

[frank-oreo-and-gerard-gay-blog]

you know how people say “i’d kill for that” when talking about something they really want?

i wouldn’t kill for this

i would fucking destroy entire nations for this

[embracethegayandfrolic]