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tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

embristheepic

I get flashbacks and a B plot when @loulooser goes to bed at 10pm

dragonagitator

samesies

embristheepic

if we start a petition im sure we can get it to 10:30 at least

Goodnight people in my phone ily MUAH

a2-p3r-usu4l

listening to chnt again and oh my god Jedidiah is a piece of shit I can't believe he used to be my favorite

chestnuthorse

cuppydogshane

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

fangs4faggots

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

shop5

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

loveridden1999

"there are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible." is easily one of the top 10 sentences to enter my lexicon

historical-nonfiction

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

omegajako

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

garbage-empress

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

pigswithwings

I REALLY LIKE BEING TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pigswithwings

I HOPE YOU DO TOO!!!!!!!!!

pigswithwings

im so serious though. i think that being transgender is really commonly made into a point of suffering and strife so i just want to say that even though stuff sucks very often, it is really very beautiful to be trans. it is very beautiful to adapt and change and realize things about yourself and change your name and your pronouns and grow into yourself. dare i say it is uniquely gorgeous to be trans. who else can say they have remade themselves in such a way. who else transforms so wonderfully into themselves. its us!!! we're lovely

loulooser

do americans say rank??? like to mean gross

embristheepic

I taught some of them to say it

ihatejedediah

Stupid ass Jedediah doesn't deserve such a good song that is "When Somebody Needs You" by Will Wood. It's not fair. Same thing for useless Eli***. They are both nothing.

embristheepic

Do we approve of Yes To Err Is Human?