things I'd post if I had a Tumblr

Asper-Thomas, really into the TV show skins but just the first two seasons

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

listening to chnt again and oh my god Jedidiah is a piece of shit I can't believe he used to be my favorite

[treading---lightly]

troy and abed being normal

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

im ramona flowersmaxing

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

should I get the tumblr app or just keep using the website on my phone?

app app app

no keep using the website

delete ur tumblr account

Voting ended onMar 24

[doffy2]

My Melody when she’s put in a picture of some abandoned house with glittery red trauma text overtop of it for no reason

[were--ralph]

in the tags whats something you love that has been discontinued

[were--ralph]

in the tags whats something you love that has been discontinued

[brostateexam]

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

the terrors of getting a new lip piercing

[byjove]

I couldn’t have lived in a time before they invented clocks because I’d be so stressed out about arriving way too late or way too early to actually go places

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

it's time for my daily opening tumblr to post about how much I hate the book I'm reading

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

cis people are so weird istg

[uptownthots]

is this punishment for kung pow penis. is that it

[a2-p3r-usu4l]

I hate Pynchon so much why do I keep doing this to myself

[staff]

we fucked up