I can do math

I really like math. I'm in college, I can cook, and I laugh a lot.Next question.

[giirlgerms]

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

[radfemalien-deactivated20171120]

I reblog this every time I see it it makes me so happy

[relentless-soul]

[literallysame]

pitch perfect 2 looks great 

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Dean doing the cup song

[cartoon-fanatics]

[lilac-constellations]

omg this makes me so happy omg omg omg

[anaxxbananas]

The most adorable Facebook post ever

[lovelylops]

[emcbrear]

is he yawning or yelling

[snozzberryjam-deactivated201408]

How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole.

1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide.

2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top 1/4 glue free.

3) Fold the bottom up to form a pouch, leaving the top 1/4 to fold over later.

4) Put them on a wire rack to dry. 

5) Get your glitter together. I used different kinds. Make sure to find some super fine extra sparkly shit so it gets everywhere and is a real pain in the ass to clean up. 

6) Spoon a couple teaspoons into the little pouches of tissue. Resist the urge to add too much! It will just make it hard to close the card later.

7) Carefully put a little glue on the top edge and fold over the flap, making sure to seal it well. 

8) Let dry for a bit. Trim excess if needed. 

9) Brush on some glue to the inside of your card roughly the size of your bomb. Stick a bomb to it.

10) Put a little more glue on the top of the bomb and close the card so it is stuck together. 

11) Mail to friends! 

12) Wait for the curses and threats to arrive! 

[jabberwockypie]

Glitter *IS* the herpes of craft supplies.

[zarhooie]

Someone call Obama. This is a new form of terrorism.

[shadow-writer-deactivated202111]

If you can’t laugh in bed with someone, you’ve probably picked the wrong someone.

(via utherealest)

[alexvaause]

OITNB icons.

No need to credit if you use.

Like or reblog if you’d like.

For anyone and everyone.

But please don’t re-upload or claim as your own.

[emcbrear]

faces of OITNB

[awwww-cute]

[emcbrear]

this dog.

[xchaospixiex]

[pavloscallista]

can someone bring capes back into fashion

[transboynepeta-blog-deactivated]

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

[wivalamine]

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

[dudeufugly-deactivated20180430]

[frankiebrgstein]

The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

[rider-waitedeactiveted00000-blog]

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

[browncoatsteve]

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

[yesknopemaybe]

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - Part 1

[sixpenceee]

I received so many messages to make this! And so I finally did. I’m only putting the freakiest of all the stories.

STORIES THAT RECEIVED THE MOST INTENSE REACTIONS

Here are stories I’ve posted. I get them mostly from reddit no sleep (not every story here is from there however). They’ve received intense reactions from tumblr and reddit users alike. Some of them maybe long but trust me every word is worth it. 

Betsy the Doll: most popular creepy story I’ve post, I’ve received the most insane reactions from you guys about this story

Annie96 is typing: an interactive chat story, nothing will pop out at you but the screen shakes a bit. the ending creepy a lot of people out.

My father’s long, long legs: another interactive spooky story

I found a girl I knew in a porno: extremely sickening, going to put a huge trigger warning here for the horrifying NSFW concepts

Dr.Ramsey stalker story: some people have twisted minds, and what makes this even more horrifying is how the user who posted this claimed these are real life events

Autopilot: voted the most popular no sleep reddit story

630-296-7536: what’s horrifying about this is how when you call the number you hear the exact same terrifying message as said in the story. It honestly works.

Something off in my basement: a story written by horror writer Cliff Barlow. It’s both upsetting and terrifying. 

String Theory: this one really makes you think

The story of her holding an orange: while the creepiness isn’t apparent at first to some, many found it psychologically twisting

The girl in the log: tumblr users really liked this story, while it is haunting it has a sweet ending

The shadow web: what’s really freaky about this is that it based on the real concept of something called the deep web

True Schizophrenia Story: a terrifying look into someone’s real hallucinations

Grandpa’s 2nd Voice: what makes it haunting is how there are true cases of this story

Lunch: don’t read this while eating is all I can tell you

Why I didn’t shower for 21 years: beautifully written and you probably won’t want to be alone in a bathroom after this

Conversation over skype: when I first read this one I got shivers down my spine, talk about a twist

World’s Best Psychologist: this really messes with your minds and leaves you more questions than answers

The Creature: it knows. it knows everything.

MOST POPULAR STORIES ON CREEPY PASTA

The first time I found out about this site was my junior year of high school. After reading a couple stories, I was so incredibly terrified I vowed never to go back. But ofcourse that didn’t last for so long, because they are so addicting. 

Psychosis

Tulpa

Russian Sleep Experiment 

Squidward’s Suicide

Jeff the Killer

Candle Cove

Mr. Widemouth

Rugrats theory

Lightning

Crawlspace

You can view a ratings index of all creepy pasta stories here. They are numbered from most spooky to least spooky. Have fun ;)

SHORT ONES

These are only a paragraph or two long.

Night subway ride

The red wristband 

Man in my house

Comforting mother

Creepiest things children have said

Bloody Mary

Mom

My daughter’s birthday

2 sentence horror stories

9 word horror story

Berlin war

Eyes all red

As more and more creepy stories are written or if I discover anymore cool ones,  I will be posting them! Please look back my freaky story section for updates on stories!

[vine-gif-blog]

[powerwank]

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

[confirmance]

My ig is @thumb im following back the ppl that spam me

[confirmance]

👆

[emcbrear]

@thumb....

[s-atisfait]

help me choose which bralet to wear with this shirt!! I'll check out your blog & follow you xxx

THIS is the shirt

What bralet goes with best? Help!!

#1

#2

#3

#4

[emcbrear]

#2 is the cutest, but #3 is the hottest <3

[aligutman]

Eat the chicken absorb it’s power. oitnb oitnb-gifs orangeisthenew-black

[emcbrear]

I want this.

[les-grenades]

i am already sick to death of people acting like casting Ruby Rose for  OitNB is so freaking revolutionary like: finally a queer person playing a queer person on television!  i mean:

are you

fucking

kidding me?

(sounds more like you’re excited about a skinny, white, super conventionally attractive queer person playing a queer person on television… but w/e)

[blondebitchpudding]

I need to stop making these it’s becoming a problem

[emcbrear]

I see nothing wrong here,

 t his is beautiful.