Alacrity

I once searched for happiness on google To see if I could find answers on how to find it "No results containing all your search items were found." I guess I'm looking in the wrong place

[its-tortle]

— taylor swift albums as months of the year —

[archive-folder]

[emcooper1]

Missing this night. Philly N1 of The Eras Tour. Proud Senior Swiftie. Taylor deserves all of the Grammys wins tonight! @taylorswift

[emcooper1]

A very Philly sunset - 7/9/2022

[germsauce]

COULD I INTEREST YOU IN EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME?

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[emcooper1]

Website and Game Changer were coined in 93, the year I was born. So weird. It feels like those words and many others were coined lifetimes ago.

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[lastoneout]

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

[galaxybrownies]

I almost scrolled past this

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[sweet-sins-and-stuff]

EVERYONE DO THIS ITS CUTE

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[taramaclaywasaterf]

John Mulaney is one of the few men I have nothing but respect for and genuinely find absolutely fucking hilarious. I adore his comedy. I adore his little goblin dog. I adore his wife. I adore him. He just seems like such a good dude and I would love for a chance to just sit down and chat with him.

[anxietyproblem]

[emq-blog]

Realistic Self-Talk

This too shall pass & my life will be better.

I am a worthy and good person. 

I am doing the best I can, given my history and level of current awareness.

Like everyone else, I am a fallible person and at times will make mistakes and am committed to learning from them.

What is, is.

Look at how much I have accomplished, and I am still progressing.

There are no failures, only different degrees of success.

Be honest and true to myself.

It is OK to let myself be distressed for awhile.

I am not helpless. I can and will take the steps needed to get through during crisis. 

I will remain engaged and involved instead of isolating and withdrawing during this situation.

This is an opportunity, instead of a threat. I will use this experience to learn something new, to change my direction, and/or to try a new approach. 

Other people are responsible for their reactions to me. 

I can stand anything for a while because I am resilient. 

In the long run, who will remember or care? 

I see all things through the eyes of compassion.

[meme-theft]

Wut

[a-conversationn]

Why would you lie

[thathighguy]

I trusted you

[jungtaes]

where is the oscar for this video?

[wheel-skellington]

god when he almost forgot what he was gonna tell his mom 

[will-x-vi]

Levels to this

[emcooper1]

This is art.

[emcooper1]

I wish that people would reach out to me. I’m tired of being the only one to reach out.

I’m also tired of being lonely though. Even when I reach out.

Ugh.

[cheese24k]

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

[robinbenway]

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV