[thrcnduils]

“I want to see the floating lights.”

[emeliaviana]

[comeherelittlesquishy]

[queentianas]

DISNEY PRINCESS CHALLENGE: favorite ending: aladdin and jasmine’s happily ever after

I choose you, Aladdin.

[questforlanterns]

These are amazing. I can’t wait to make my own at the end of the year.. !

[loganslaugh]

sometimes a hug is all you need to make you feel better.

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

[skelitas]

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

[ryan-reynolds]

I can’t read… or spell.

[smoothiefreak]

https://vine.co/v/egxrdFHMZ5i

When Mickey brings the beat back. 😂

[frontierland-deactivated2019012]

Apparently there are train tracks at #disneyland

[hzlhrst]

that third one im fucking screaming

[dreamofmermaidlagoons]

this is gonna be me

[anniekendrick]

[emeliaviana]

Date night with my love😊💞 (at Avalon (Alpharetta, Georgia))

[emeliaviana]

The Last Things The Signs Said To/Texted Me

Aries: I don't give a fuuuuuuck!!!

Taurus: that great slice of ass (referring to Ariana Grande)

Gemini: I'm coming over at 12:30... *12:40 rolls around* make that 1:00.

Cancer: hi I love u!!!

Leo: OMG I'M GONNA WET MY LOS PANTALONES

Virgo: why are you doing it like that here let me do it

Libra: https://www.facebook.com/YoungPaperboyzMusic/videos/766839796750290/

Scorpio: the Titanic sank and everyone died tho (I told him I shipped him and my best friend more than the Titanic)

Sagittarius: WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER I'M FUCKING HONGRY

Capricorn: I'll send you the rarest Pepes I've got

Aquarius: YOU GO GIRL! Change the damn world!

Pisces: (At 6PM) I just woke up an hour ago

[rockyplant]

Matching icons for you and your missionary companion

[emeliaviana]

How stressed are the signs?

Capricorn, Leo, Cancer: 10/10 they need a nap ASAP

Scorpio, Libra, Virgo: 6/10 they're pretty chilled

Aquarius, Aries, Taurus: 15/10 EMERGENCY someone send help

Sagittarius, Pisces, Gemini: 4/10 it's summer! nothing's bothering them

[capturing-kawaii]

His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.