True Love is Hummus

Stop pretending you aren't weird

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[somenerdthing]

[twitterlols]

[theblogcold]

[healthgoth]

me demanding affection only to deny it after

[tablesforall-deactivated2018101]

I am Chrissy Teigen all day every day.

[couldibemorerandom]

@camwillflower me with your finding nemo game

[wodka-aunt-deactivated20240307]

i feel personally attacked

[sickjacket]

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

[princekarkat]

combine this with the fact that caterpillars literally turn into bug soup in their crystallis, meaning there is no central nervous system to carry over any information, but they seem to retain memories from caterpillar life regardless…

and it brings up a lot of questions about what kind of information can even be stored in genes, like… does genetic memory really exist? what does this mean for humankind? could a race of people develop an instinctual memory of the land like this? are there people whose bones tell the stories of ancient mountains? what about my people? is the diaspora something that can be felt among every one of us? are we all the living cumulation of hundreds of thousands of ghosts?

i am simultaneously fascinated and frightened by this. classic butterflies indeed

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

#i’ve always been afraid of butterflies #i knew those fuckers were shady #what do you know butterflies #what the fuck do you KNOW

[thenatsdorf]

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“Wait…how did he do that?”

[southerlysound-deactivated20161]

I really cannot deal with this 😭

[thelandlockedmariner-deactivate]

I am the kind of person who would miss a train or a plane to meet you for coffee. I’d take a taxi across town to see you for ten minutes. I’d wait outside all night if I thought you would open the door in the morning. If you call me and say ‘Will you…’ my answer is ‘Yes’, before your sentence is out. I spin worlds where we could be together.

Jeanette Winterson (via weaverofstars)

will you stand outside during lightning with me? @camwillflower

[dosedotcom]

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

Correct.

[12-gauge-rage]

Very correct.

[yosoyleche]

Omg.

[makestheworldtastegood]

When dogs make eye contact with you and start wagging their tail, then you start talking to them and they wag it harder

Reblog if u agree

[coldtake]

[mizzt420-deactivated20160106]

Heres some things that will make you miss your child-hood!

Pictures courtesy of : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

1. THE HARDEST GAME YOU WILL EVER PLAY.

2. THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE

3. THESE BAD BOYS

4. THIS WAITING SCREEN

5. TALKING APPLIANCES (y)

6. SPINNING/FLYING DOLLS

7. BLOW UP FURNITURE

8. ACTUAL GOOD CEREAL PRIZES

9. THIS TRIO

10. THESE COLLECTIBLE PLATES

11. CRAZY CHOKERS

12. HIT CLIPS! (Y)

13. ORANGE TAPES

14. ROBO DOGS

[lostinbrklyn]

Omg.

[fortheloveofswirl]

Fuck yeah.

[noxbat23]

*war flashbacks*

[nezoid]

“Oh, my goodness. We were violently ill for the rest of the trip. It was a bummer, but anyway, thanks guys. Really.”

[accras]

[discitemori]

Traditional Georgian dancing.

[lionhearrt-deactivated20170920]

date a man who

[wizardshark]

i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass

[northeastartist]

Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.

[inthroughthesunroof]

If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.

[bonehandledknife]

@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this

[arrghigiveup]

So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of “wait till you see them with swords”. So I went to search it up, and… guys. GUYS.

There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O

[shabbytigers]

this went big about halfway through holy shit

[couldibemorerandom]

And i’ve yet to master The Cha Cha Slide…Americans Traditional Dance

[audreynical2]