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Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

bliss lane
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn

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Claire Keane
noise dept.
NASA
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EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@godofbooks
i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”
On Friendship.
[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr post on Jan 28 from peachiime-deactivated20240731 reading: wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
Image #2: Tumblr post from mothicalSpoken reading: "am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
Image #3: Tumblr post from kafk-a on Apr 15, 2020 reading: i am not brave but sometimes i am made brave by my friends which is to say i am made brave by love
Image #4: Tweet from analog heart (@/ possumFan777) reading: hahaha dude your friends only like you because you radiate joy and two minutes in your company is enough to brighten their day significantly lol. they only keep you around because they love you dearly and cherish the place you have reserved for them in your heart lmao
Image #5: Tumblr post from bichopalo reading: i think being a little in love with your friends is crucial
Image #6: Tumblr post on Aug 23 from dacusLucy reading: i went to i love you island. Reblog from OP: i went there. Reblog from OP: i went to i love you island because i love you
Image #7: Tumblr post from helenFrankenThaler reading: after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest
Image #8: Post from chalcedony on feb 4, 2021 reading: tonight, i called my friends. we didn't do it for any reason in particular, just to talk. after he hung up, i was filled with this great happiness. i remembered that my friends exist. i am no longer alone. /End IDs]
if you are a trans woman you have to sing to yourself. if you voice train that’s fine. if you don’t voice train that’s okay. but you have to sing to yourself
may every trans woman have a safe place to hear herself sing.
cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak
This video lives rent free in my head
honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias
Half-Sunk Shattered Visage is the title of my sex tape.
With the whole "Markiplier making his own DVD copies of Iron Lung to sell" thing, it's been fascinating and slightly concerning how many people seem to genuinely believe that if a physical release isn't coming from a giant corporation, it must automatically be a bootleg.
Look at me.
Look me directly in the eyes while I say this.
You can just make things.
You can simply create something and put it into the world.
That's allowed.
People have been doing it for centuries.
They sell blank VHS tapes. They sell blank DVDs. Blank CDs. You can buy flash drives by the bucketful if you really want to. If you create a movie, an album, a game, a documentary, or a four-hour video essay about the mating habits of fictional space goblins, you are entirely permitted to put that thing on physical media and sell it.
That is not piracy.
Piracy is taking something that belongs to someone else and reproducing or distributing it without permission.
If I buy a DVD of a movie, I own that copy of the movie. I do not own the movie itself. I didn't acquire the rights to duplicate it, press a thousand copies, and start selling them out of my garage like I've become the regional distributor for Warner Bros.
The copyright, distribution rights, and intellectual property still belong to whoever created it or whoever legally acquired those rights.
If I start burning copies of Iron Lung and selling them myself without Markiplier's permission, that's piracy.
If Markiplier, who made and owns the rights to Iron Lung, burns copies and sells them himself, that's just distribution.
He's the rights holder.
He's distributing his own work.
If you made it, if it came from your own mind, your own work, your own time, your own resources, then congratulations. You own the thing. You don't need a corporation to bless it with legitimacy.
The corporation is not what makes it real.
The fact that it exists is what makes it real.
I think we've accidentally spent so many years living inside a world dominated by mass-produced media that some people have developed the strange assumption that all media emerges from a factory somewhere. As if films naturally occur in shrink-wrapped plastic cases and descend from the heavens aboard a pallet truck.
But independent artists have been burning discs, dubbing tapes, printing books, pressing records, and mailing things directly to people for longer than many of us have been alive.
That's not a bootleg.
That's just a product.
It's not "bootleg."
It's just... leg.
The normal kind.
The original, free-range, locally sourced leg.
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣
Translation by me. :))
“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point
For the love of god stop
this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row
falling for a straight man moodboard
Didn't like it
method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
i can't cope
the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.
This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.
incredible text I got from a coworker today
[image ID: an incoming text that reads "Yo how much do you know about this class consciousness stuff?" /end ID]