Self-Creation.

Madeleine. Twenty Two. Cancer (the zodiac, tumor free kind). Hobbies consist solely of video games, drinking, and laughing at my own jokes. This blog is a lovely balance of my hyper-active humor and my equally hilarious self pity.

[emesdee]

I haven't posted anything in years jfc

I miss tumblr.

[emesdee]

female bloggers: I hate that thing where men deny our experiences like they are authorities on our lives.

male commenters: That doesn't happen.

[heytinafey]

[feistyfrank]

SOMEBODY GIVE HILARY DUFF AN OSCAR FOR THIS PERFORMANCE

[t-werkasaurus-rex]

cj-ocean

[emesdee]

[emesdee]

"Acknowledgement nine months ago would have kept that from happening”

[emesdee]

So this is what I did today. Im pretty proud of myself. #gordonramsay #mcm #mancrushmonday

[romolas]

[dreamofflight]

Your wish is my command, Hemsicorn.

[ratkhaleesi-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

[wiesenphilosoph]

beautiful things.

[master-of-duct-tape]

Hemsicorn?!? lmao

[emesdee]

He knew what he was doing. He knew tumblr would get on that shit instantly.

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[thecutestofthecute]

[fureal]

some kind of dog meeting

[emesdee]

The obsession is real #mcm #mancrushmonday #gordonramsay

[sherlocksdrawings-deactivated20]

Hello I’m chef ramsay, and I’m here to say “fuck off”

[gorewillow-deactivated20151224]

I tried to Google “sexy gordon ramsay” to see if I could find more pictures like that one of him in the bikini apron (which I think is fake but whatever) and this is what I got:

sheep posin’ okay this is cute I like sheep

oh okay more animals I guess he likes posing with them that’s cool

staring soulfully at a cake I guess this is a little sexier soulful dudes are hot

oh my is this a pin up pose I’m starting to enjoy this

oh Gordon you suggestive little—

… nevermind

[emesdee]

My man crush Monday

[itsdansheehan]

[sejient]

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

[emesdee]

Who uses a map anymore its called GPS lol

[skygenders]

[kushandwizdom]

[luraenn-deactivated20160221]

[emesdee]

This is what Tindr should be