[altonin-deactivated20180325]

r.i.p. my biological father

[pure]

rest in power, legend. they was never ready for his vision.

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[shitpostempire]

[no-chill-at-all]

[jumex]

Have you ever

No. i dont do shit

[junghossokarchive-blog-deactiva]

I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’

[sixpenceee]

Examples of a mirage known as Fata Morgana. It’s believed that this optical illusion is what give birth to the myth of the Flying Dutchman 

[bulbsohard]

Yo, this is creepy.

[robotlyra]

For a minute I thought these were screenshots of GTA glitches or something

[coffeeandshit]

[mysharona1987]

[funkidrops]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

[babyanimalgifs]

[infomics]

Largest firework!

[blankmuse]

This fucked me up, tbh

[mogifire]

friend

[squiddoodle]

that deer though like “am I high or are you fucking seeing this too?”

[catsofinstagram]

[aflatwhite]