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#ooc #anyone down to para something? im in a para mood

Text: Ari

Ari: it was horrible. he called me and was like "YOU BETTER NOT BE HAVING SEX ARIANA I SWEAR TO GOD" but by this time i already had a kid so he knew damn well i wasn't a virgin

Em: Oh, if this was after you had a kid then pshhhhh he shouldn't be worried about it then.

roryhq:

My kind of woman; where we headed, doll?

How about you just follow me? It’s more exciting that way.

Text: OPEN

Dyl: thanks, maybe someday i'll be daddy material. for now, i'm ok eating ice cream from the tub and watching cartoons while high.

Em: I think i just found the male version of myself.

roryhq:

As much as I’m dying to unpack all of this shit, I’d rather go and get a pint. Anyone know a good pub around here?

I speak fluent in drinking, so of course I know where a few are. Follow me?

Text: Ari

Ari: it was just a text. but let's just say it was very detailed about what body parts of ours would be rubbing together. it was very specific and i was humiliated.

Em: I have second hand embarrassment for you. oh. my. god.

Text: OPEN

Dylan: oh thank god, I'm not ready for fatherhood and corporal punishment lmao jk

Em: you know it's okay, not everyone is made to be a parent.

Text: Ari

Ari: i'm dead serious.

Em: please tell me it was just a text and not a picture.

Text: Ari

Ari: No judgment. I accidentally sent a sext to my brother once.

Em: oh my god are you serious???

pnglouis:

“Not really.”

“Then can I help you with anything or are you just going to play with your nipples?”

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“I just don’t really like it, sounds weird. But fine, if you wanna call me Boo so bad, have at it. Whatever floats your boat, Em. Yep, that sounds like a period pain. It’s truly the worst thing ever. Why did anybody think this was a good idea? Like can I just be sick for the week instead of having to wear a goddamn diaper or shove a fucking sponge up there. I wanna talk to whoever made periods a thing. They nee to turn on their location, cause I don’t even wanna talk I just wanna beat the shit out of them. No, I don’t want kids for a long while, they’re just not my cup of tea. I just wanna skip the baby stage, cause babies are annoying as fuck. No no, don’t have an army of babies. Do not be the next Kate Plus Eight, you will never have a life and you will never sleep again. Alright, alright, my apologies then. Sheesh.”

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“And I win, yet again! Boo it is.” Em celebrated with a small dance before nodded in agreement with her sister. “Honestly, I think it’s a punishment for us being born female. Like ‘ Oh so you have tits and a nice ass? Lets throw in some pain so men feel...’ I don’t know where I was going with that. But that’s beside the point, I need mega ice cream and tons of chocolate coated.. Everything. Well of course you don’t want kids now, you have this great career going on, why ruin that with some screaming brat? Okay but Perrie, listen.. Once the baby army grows up, we’re going to have a basically a party house and who doesn’t want that for their family?”

Text: Axel

Axel: don't threaten me missy!! ;)

Axel: i promise it'll stay safe though

Em: like I said before, i've been very naughty..(;

Em: okay good, i trust you.

#switch lives with me pls

hbuluke:

“Don’t you worry, I am most definitely ready for a new friend and somebody to annoy me.” Luke laughs as he follows her to the couch, sitting down on the empty seat across from her on the couch. After scratching at his scarred wrists, he pulls the sleeve of his jean jacket down to cover his hands. “I get it, I’m also a very lazy person. Especially when I’m in a writing mood, I just want to keep sitting in my chair and tap away at my typewriter. “It is ironic, yeah. I can write a summary down on a book, but I’m just very bad with verbal words. So I can’t really say them out loud. I’m sure that didn’t make sense, so I’m just going to hope and pray you understand that.” Luke laughs as he pushes his hair back and leans against the couch, biting his lip. “Yeah I get it! Don’t get me wrong, I wanna support my brother and all, but his stuff just isn’t for me. His slow songs, maybe. But I like the unique voice and the different instruments, not a tune made with a computer, y’know?” Luke smiles at her as he sits up more, nodding his head quickly. “I totally get that too, listening to songs like that when you’re fucked up on weed, best thing ever. I like to listen to The Weeknd when I’m high, it’s awesome.”

“Seems we’re a friendship that was made in the heaven!” Em joked as she pulled her feet up onto the couch, to sit crisscross. Listening to what the other had to say, she was taken in by his passion for writing. “I mean, how else are you going to write? With pen and paper? That’s just.. Barbaric!” She mused. “I mean, I can understand that. Because when writing, you can take as much time as you want, edit it to how you like it and then let people see it. It’s not like you have an autocorrector in your mind or anything like that. I hope you understood what I meant by that!” Clapping her hands together, she bounced up and down a bit before pointing at the other. She all of a sudden was super hyped up. “The Weekend takes me on a journey when I’m high. I don’t know if it’s his voice, the lyrics or the music itself, but holy shit.. The Weekend is in my top ten.”