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❝be p-r-e-s-e-n-t. make love. make tea. avoid small talk. embrace conversation. buy a plant, water it. make your bed. make someone else's bed. have a smart mouth, and quick wit. run. make art. c r e a t e. swim in the ocean. swim in the RAIN. take chances. ask questions. make mistakes. learn. know your WORTH. love fiercely. forgive quickly. let go of what doesn't make you happy. g-r-o-w.❞

[joeyduval-deactivated20160416]

“Does anyone want to be made fun of? If you do than I can handle it.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“There wouldn’t be any fun in that though. And plus, it’s not like I haven’t worn my pjs out in public before. So, there.”

[liamcollier-blog1]

“Wait did I blank out or did you not start the game first? I was simply playing along, was that wrong? Born and raised, don’t see how that’s relevant. —- That she does, if I told you something you didn’t know she’d kill me so no I’ll pass.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“Yes, it was -- I was rooting for you, Collier. Also, sounding pathetic and being pathetic are two totally different things. You sounded down and pathetic when actually you’re this amazing guy? That’s what I got from those magazines, at least. I’ve read one of them so.”

[gooserps-blog]

[ NEGATIVE BUZZER NOISE. ] It’s a no from me, you will not be going to Hollywood. —- Unfortunately for you, it was neither of those exceptional guesses, blonde girl. That was just a regular Thursday night.

[emiliewaters-blog]

Wowz. Someone likes to get down. Invite me the fuck over next time so I could flash that granddaddy some real titties. -- Jk. Totally kidding. But anyway. So what, do you party all day everyday? Is that what it is?

[lenaharris]

          “All I heard was an I love you. I’ll taking, I’m rolling with it. In fact say it again I need to record this, let me find my phone. —- Fine, all right. As long as I don’t end up with dental floss for underwear, knock yourself out.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“I wouldn’t bother looking for your phone. The next time you hear me say it, it’ll be in your next lifetime. And who knows? We just might be destined for each other then. -- But first, ice cream. Let's go.”

[diane-selwyn]

[gooserps-blog]

Remind me the next time someone suggests mixing jäger and tequila shots and then doing one for every year I’ve been alive that they are Satan and need to be put down. Fast forward 3 hours of dancing on the tables of Rococo’s and doing lines off some Norwegian businessman’s perfectly chiseled ass whilst his wife called 37 times and I’m officially dead. Not to mention the looks I got from the 60 year old man who was out walking with his granddaughter at 9 AM and saw me stumbling home with one shoe on and half of my dress ripped – then again, I suppose that wasn’t helped by me flashing my tits at him and telling him to jump in an early grave… I’m fairly sure he had a stroke pretty soon after, but hey ho! All in a day’s work… —– I think I need an aspirin.

[emiliewaters-blog]

I’m surprised you’re even alive right now. Hm, okay. There can only be two reasons as to why or how this happened: you were trying to get over an ex or let’s face it -- you’re dumb and you decided to slut it up?

[nightclub]

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[lenaharris]

             "It’s an unspoken contract, it was in the eyes. —- I saw it the day you befriended me, it’s okay Em if you don’t remember I’ll remember enough for the both of us. Oh shut up, they have an ice-cream shop at the mall, come on loser. Double the scoops, consider it my treat.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“You’re a dork, I love you. ...Fiiine. But promise you’ll let me pick out some stuff for you at Victoria’s Secret. They’re doing that 7 for $27 deal and it’s sooo legit.”

[liamcollier-blog1]

“And yet I’m still more relevant than you. Who are you again? Blonde number three hundred and twelve was it? —- Not that I blame you, no blonde stands a chance with Lissa around. She makes all of you look bland in comparison. “

[emiliewaters-blog]

“Ouch. Didn’t know you were that insecure to pick on the new girl, Prince Charming. Haven’t you lived here, for like, ever? -- By the way, Lissa slays. Tell me something I don’t know, please.”

[lenaharris]

            “Your skinny blonde ass has agreed with nothing since the moment we arrived. —- Is this because I haven’t fed you Em? Or is it PMS? Come on you can tell me, I’ll keep your secret or maybe I’ll announce it over the speaker system instead. It is after all my duty as a friend to embarrass you as much as humanly possible is it not? I believe that was written in our friendship contract somewhere.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“Well, smart ass -- I don’t remember making any friendship contract, but if you’d really like to know...the ice cream truck we passed by on our way here was totally going to stop for me, but he ran when he saw you and now I’m Em with no Strawberry Shortcake. Also, it’s that time of month.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

SNAPCHAT STORY UPDATED: 14 MINUTES AGO. CAPTION: Drake’s got me feelin’ some type of way

[liamcollier-blog1]

“CEO, and most eligible bachelor. Magazines really are full of some serious bull, I mean what’s next? Dad’s proud of me?  Oh wait there it is, and hey there’s a source quoting my mom… fantastic. “We couldn’t be more proud…” —- They forgot to include the part about how they’ll be praying that I get run over by a bus. Cheers to that I guess.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“You sound pathetic. And your parents are freaking psychos. Why would they want you to get run over by a bus? Why not a car?”

[lenaharris]

            “Okay so what about these? Whatever the answer is at least we can say that they don’t make my head look two sizes too small or my eyes bulge out like some kind of bug. –– –– Shopping without my cousin means one simple thing, I’ll actually buy things I want to wear. Next stop sneakers, and vintage t-shirts. No one tell Lily.”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“Ew, next. You look like you just got out of the hospital -- blind. God, Holly. Let’s just get you to the shoe section. You haven’t let me down on your shoes so far so here’s a prayer that you don’t again.”

[joeyduval-deactivated20160416]

“So I decided that wearing PJS in public, and eating breakfast at night time is my thing and I’m prepared for all the ridicule anyone throws at me…”

[emiliewaters-blog]

“Do you want me to make fun of you or something?”

[apoplexed]

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Everything will be alright If you just stay the night Please, sir, don’t you walk away

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[saracenjer-deactivated20190312]

What can I say? I’m a man of many problems. Yeah? Not you too, Em. I got my girl and my best friend on me saying I’m leaving them. Tell me something good, yeah? Like I’m helping out my country and whatnot.

[emiliewaters-blog]

You must be so proud of yourself. Um, Matt -- don’t you think you’re forgetting something? You’re the guy who never called me back. Do you really expect me to say something good to you right now, after that?